Analyze, scrutinize, and...

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Since very early in the history of the podcast, it has been the goal and unofficial motto of THE STAR WARS MINUTE to "analyze, scrutinize, and celebrate" each and every Star Wars movie. However, saying this every episode can get kind of boring, and the hosts try to change it up every so often. At first the "celebrate" part was irregularly replaced with another word, but now one of the hosts (usually Pete) will come up with a new word that ends in "-ize" every other Friday. Below is a list of the various endings to the SWM motto and where in the podcast they appear. This list is incomplete, so please help us fill it in!

New "-ize"

Analyze, scrutinize, and... Minute
Analyze, criticize, philosophize, and hyperbolize ANH 23
Hyper-analyze, and micro-scrutinize, and super-detailed discussionize ANH 24
Crack wise ANH 29
...Digitize? ANH 31
Hyper-discussionize ANH 32
Hyperbolize ANH 38
Analyze, hypothesize, and Prancersise ANH 39
Harmonize ANH 47
Analyze, criticize, and worshipize ANH 71
Carbonize ESB 3
Winterize ESB 4
Bette Davis Eyes ESB 10
Incentivize ESB 12
Behind Blue Eyes ESB 20
RIGHT between the eyes ESB 30
Pulverize ESB 40
Banana cream pies ESB 50
Chimpanzee eyes ESB 55
Rhapsodize Deep Blue Sea Minute
Capsize ESB 60
Judge me by my size ESB 70
"Lobotomize" ESB 80
Agonize ESB 90
Lobot's side-eyes ESB 100
Cauterize ESB 110
Finalize ESB 120
Watery eyes ESB 125
"He's no Jedi[s]" ROTJ 10
"Look I so old to young eyes" ROTJ 40
Finally dies ROTJ 45
Bothan Spies ROTJ 50
Ink Panther-ize ROTJ 60
"...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes." ROTJ 70
Ewok tribes ROTJ 78
Emperor "Wee Wee Eyes" ROTJ 90
Talk to our wives ROTJ 110
"Just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes" ROTJ 120
Special effects supervise ROTJ 130
Revoke the trade franchise TPM 10
Missing Jedis TPM 20
"Grabben dat Jedi[s]" TPM 30
Reattach C-3PO's eyes TPM 40
Here, use this power suppl[ies] TPM 50
"They're side by side[s]" TPM 70
Something to remember me by's TPM 80
Anakin will become a Jedi[s] TPM 90
Obi-Wan's much more wise TPM 100
Watch the droid army rise TPM 110
Qui-Gon dies TPM 120
Finalize <again> TPM 130
Penultimize TPM 136
Captain Typho's eyes AOTC 10
Fall from the skies AOTC 20
The bus arrives AOTC 30
"FORbidden" for Jedi[s] AOTC 40
Bad CG-ize AOTC 50
Staring at the sunrise with closed eyes AOTC 60
"This is why I hate to fly's AOTC 70
Shmi dies AOTC 80
The first time C-3PO flies AOTC 90
R2-D2 [F-wing]in' flies AOTC 100
"Patience Viceroy, patience. She will die[s]" AOTC 110
Patronize AOTC 120
Say our goodbyes AOTC 143
Elevator-rides ROTS 10
Background beat harmonize ROTS 20
New apprentize ROTS 30
Jedi council spies ROTS 40
Kashyyyk is spelled with three 'y's ROTS 50
"Army or not, you must realize..." ROTS 60
Koyaanisqatsize ROTS 70
March past statues of the four master Jedis ROTS 80
(A real stretch) "Things will be different, I prom-ize" ROTS 90
Anakin has turned to the dark side[s] ROTS 100
New Line Cinem-ize ROTS 110
Cut off at the thighs ROTS 120
Dichotomize ROTS 130
Music performed by's ROTS 140
Glowing red eyes TFA 10
Poe can fly a TIE but why's TFA 20
BB-8's sad because Poe dies TFA 30
The Republic, to the galaxy, lies TFA 70
Some droid that I don't quite recognize TFA 80
I know I've used it before, several times, but I need to say: "Patreonize" TFA 90
Patricize TFA 110
Hey, a brand new sun in the skies TFA 120
Assistant art director Lydia Fry[s] TFA 130

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