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==Date==
April 9th, 2015
==Summary==
The group finds itself hanging upside down in an Ewok net, suspended high above the clearing.
==Guests==
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[[Asterios Kokkinos]]
==Notes==
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===Film===
*Starts with Han saying he doesn't get it, and ends with the cold dead eyes of Paploo the Ewok staring at us.
*First appearance of Teebo.
===Podcast===
*Han doesn't seem to get "eating" as a concept.
*Ewoks are like Amish Wookiees or Teddy bear [http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/The_Way_to_Eden_(episode) space hippies].
*Referenced: [https://youtube.com/watch?v=_dJr2SdyLGk Mouse Trap].
*Artoo's gadgets.
*Yoda's species? Referenced: [[Wikipedia:Dr._Demento|Dr. Demento]], Weird Al; "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IUMCyAR6U0&index=24&list=PLHLebuOmtkhxnLECL4tArOgPgxcwvvIYC Yoda]". 
*Artoo cuts one rope and the whole trap collapses.
*How much does Artoo weigh?
**More if [[Is Kenny Baker in there?|Kenny Baker is in there]].
*How come Luke can't reach his lightsaber?
**Han accidentally pinching Luke's butt. Mentioned: ''Planes, Trains, and Automobiles''.
*Artoo as a Gatling [[Inside_References_and_Running_Jokes#Gun_That_Shoots_Lightsabers|gun of lightsabers]].
*Luke and Artoo training to pitch/catch the lightsaber.
*Ewok Factoid:
**Ewok Jedi?
**What species get to be Jedi?
*[http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Skippy_the_Jedi_Droid Skippy the Force-sensitive droid].
*Other dumb Expanded universe stuff.
**Luuke and Luuuke.
***Lke&copy;.
*Teebo
[[File:Teebo.png|left|frame|link=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Tebow#Tebowing]]
*[[Wikipedia:Jack_Purvis_(actor)|Jack Purvis]].
*Only actor to play a different character in each of the OT Star Wars films. He has his J.U.E ''(see [[#EGOT|below]])''.
*Terry Gilliam movies.
*Gone too soon.<br clear=all>
 Asterios ROTJ memories
  He caught onto Star Wars later in life, which is surprising considering how into Star Trek he is. He first saw ROTJ as a remastered VHS before the Special Editions.
  Asterios doesn't care for the Jabba's sail barge massacre, unlike most other [[:Category:Jedi guests|guests]]. It sets a strange tone, and isn't a "more elegant weapon".
  Luke being more at risk of turning to the Dark side. Parallel to Anakin murdering the [[Sand People|Tusken Raiders]] in Episode II.
*Fighting non-Jedi with your lightsaber.
*One way or another, everybody left on Jabba's barge is toast.
*Plug for the upcoming live show at Star Wars Celebration, and SWM on social media.
===Meta Minute===
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*26:22 podcast episode length.
*Cold open: plug for [[John Ingle]] and "Dodd Skalle".
*Yoda's race and birthplace have never been revealed in either canonical or E.U. sources. However, some fans have come to know them as "Yodans" and "Yodaria", respectively.
*<div id="EGOT">[[Wikipedia:EGOT|E.G.O.T.]] stands for "Emmy", "Grammy", "Oscar", and "Tony". To earn your EGOT is to win the major award given for performance in each of the following: Television, Music, Movie, and Theater, respectively.</div>
==Quotes==
*'''Pete:''' What, you want to go live in a world with holographic pornography? '''Alex:''' Wait, come back!
*'''Alex:''' <in response to Asterios getting a Star Wars-related fact wrong> We'll edit it out, we'll protect your cred. We'll edit it out. '''Asterios:''' Thank you. Phew! '''Pete:''' *whispering* We're not going to [[Running Jokes#You can cut that out|edit that out]].
*'''Alex:''' "Jediewok".
*'''Pete:''' Here's my Jedi card. 
==Link==
http://www.starwarsminute.com/2015/04/09/jedi-minute-69-not-my-lightsaber/
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