Dove Men+Care 1 (ad)

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Alex and Pete get everything on their shopping list!

Transcript

Alex: Let's see. Cream soda, licorice, anything else on our shopping list?

Pete: No, I think we're a—wait body wash! But let's get something good this time. That last stuff you picked out couldn't get the dirt off a gundark.

Alex: OK, how about this "Real Sports Gel: gets the cuck off". I don't even know what that means?

Pete: No, see if there's anything with, you know, like moisturizer.

Alex: Moisturizer, huh? Let's see... micromoisture technology... Oh, here's one: "Mint Explosion: A scent for a man".

Pete: {sniffing} Whew! More like "scent for Amanaman"! I want something moisturizing that's fresh, yet sophisticated. I don't know. Something...

Alex: —that's clinically proven to fight dryness!

Pete: Yeah, how did you—?

Alex: Bam! Right here, Dove Men+Care Elements body wash. Oooh! minerals plus sage

Pete: Sage huh? {sound of cap coming off the bottle and sniffing} My mind feels so...renewed.

Alex: Imagine this stuff on our skin.

{Squelching sound of body wash being poured out of the bottle}

Pete: My skin feels so fresh right now.

Alex: We should probably buy these right now before someone notices that we've been pouring body wash on our skin in the store.

Pete: You're right. To the checkout!

Alex: (announcer voice) Discover the power of elements with new Dove Men+Care elements, a range of body washes, bars, shampoos and deodorants with ingredient combinations inspired by nature like minerals and sage, charcoal and clay and mineral powder and sandalwood for a boost of freshness that leaves you renewed. Find out more at dovemencare dot com.

Notes

  • Both cream soda and licorice have been brought up before, especially on SWM:WE. A continued topic of debate is Twizzlers vs. Red Vines.
  • "Get's the cuck off" was a phrase taken from a previous ad the guys did for Dove Men+Care. This caused a bit of a controversy among SWMLS members, some of whom found the term "cuck" to be offensive.
See
"cuck" on Urban dictionary.
  • The guys have really upped their Foley game for this ad.

External links

https://dovemencare.com