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Since very early in the history of the podcast, it has been the goal and unofficial motto of ''THE STAR WARS MINUTE'' to "'''analyze, scrutinize, and celebrate'''" each and every Star Wars movie. However, saying this every episode can get kind of boring, and the [[hosts]] try to change it up every so often. At first the "celebrate" part was irregularly replaced with another word, but now one of the hosts (usually [[Pete]]) will come up with a new word that ends in "-ize" every other Friday. Below is a list of the various endings to the SWM motto and where in the podcast they appear. This list is incomplete, so please help us fill it in!
Since very early in the history of the podcast, it has been the goal and unofficial motto of ''THE STAR WARS MINUTE'' to "'''analyze, scrutinize, and celebrate'''" each and every Star Wars movie. However, saying this every episode can get kind of boring, and the [[hosts]] try to change it up every so often. At first the "celebrate" part was irregularly replaced with another word, but now one of the hosts (usually [[Pete]]) will come up with a new word that ends in "-ize" every other Friday. Below is a list of the various endings to the SWM motto and where in the podcast they appear.
 
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==New "-ize"==
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!<h2>New "-ize"</h2>
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! style="width:80%" |Analyze, scrutinize, and...
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|Analyze, criticize, philosophize, and hyperbolize||data-sort-value="1.023"|[[SWM 23|ANH 23]]
{|class="sortable wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 80%; background:white; text-align:left;"
|+colspan="100%;"|<h3>Star Wars Minute</h3>
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!Analyze, scrutinize, and...!!Minute
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| style="width: 80%;"|Analyze, criticize, philosophize, and hyperbolize||data-sort-value="1.023"|[[SWM 23|ANH 23]]
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|Hyper-analyze, and micro-scrutinize, and super-detailed discussionize||data-sort-value="1.024"|[[SWM 24|ANH 24]]
|Hyper-analyze, and micro-scrutinize, and super-detailed discussionize||data-sort-value="1.024"|[[SWM 24|ANH 24]]
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|Analyze, hypothesize, and [[Wikipedia:Prancercise|Prancersise]]||data-sort-value="1.039"|[[SWM 39|ANH 39]]
|Analyze, hypothesize, and [[Wikipedia:Prancercise|Prancersise]]||data-sort-value="1.039"|[[SWM 39|ANH 39]]
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|Are generally memorized||data-sort-value="1.044"|[[SWM 44|ANH 44]]
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|Harmonize||data-sort-value="1.047"|[[Star Wars 47|ANH 47]]
|Harmonize||data-sort-value="1.047"|[[Star Wars 47|ANH 47]]
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|Analyze, criticize, and worshipize||data-sort-value="1.071"|[[Star Wars 71|ANH 71]]
|Analyze, criticize, and worshipize||data-sort-value="1.071"|[[Star Wars 71|ANH 71]]
|}
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|-
{|class="sortable wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 80%; background:white; text-align:left;"
|+colspan="100%;"|<h3>Empire Minute</h3>
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!Analyze, scrutinize, and...!!Minute
|-
|-
|Carbonize||data-sort-value="2.003"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 3|ESB 3]]
| style="width: 80%;"|Carbonize||data-sort-value="2.003"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 3|ESB 3]]
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|Winterize||data-sort-value="2.004"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 4|ESB 4]]
|Winterize||data-sort-value="2.004"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 4|ESB 4]]
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|Judge me by my size||data-sort-value="2.070"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 70|ESB 70]]
|Judge me by my size||data-sort-value="2.070"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 70|ESB 70]]
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|data-sort-value="Lobotomize"|"Lobotomoize"||data-sort-value="2.080"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 80|ESB 80]]
|data-sort-value="Lobotomize"|"Lobotomize"||data-sort-value="2.080"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 80|ESB 80]]
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|Agonize||data-sort-value="2.090"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 90|ESB 90]]
|Agonize||data-sort-value="2.090"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 90|ESB 90]]
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|Watery eyes||data-sort-value="2.125"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 125|ESB 125]]
|Watery eyes||data-sort-value="2.125"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 125|ESB 125]]
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|-
{|class="sortable wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 80%; background:white; text-align:left;"
|+colspan="100%;"|<h3>Jedi Minute</h3>
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!Analyze, scrutinize, and...!!Minute
|-
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|data-sort-value="He's no Jedi"|"He's no Jedis"||data-sort-value="3.010"|[[Return of the Jedi 10|ROTJ 10]]
| style="width:80%;"|data-sort-value="He's no Jedi"|"He's no Jedi[s]"||data-sort-value="3.010"|[[Return of the Jedi 10|ROTJ 10]]
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|data-sort-value="Look I so old"|"Look I so old to young eyes"||data-sort-value="3.040"|[[Return of the Jedi 40|ROTJ 40]]
|data-sort-value="Look I so old"|"Look I so old to young eyes"||data-sort-value="3.040"|[[Return of the Jedi 40|ROTJ 40]]
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|Special effects supervise||data-sort-value="3.130"|[[Return of the Jedi 130|ROTJ 130]]
|Special effects supervise||data-sort-value="3.130"|[[Return of the Jedi 130|ROTJ 130]]
|}
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{| class="wikitable" style="width: 80%;"
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{|class="sortable wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 80%; background:white; text-align:left;"
|+colspan="100%;"|<h3>The Phantom Menace Minute</h3>
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!Analyze, scrutinize, and...!!Minute
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|Revoke the trade franchise||data-sort-value="4.010"|[[The Phantom Menace 10|TPM 10]]
|Revoke the trade franchise||data-sort-value="4.010"|[[The Phantom Menace 10|TPM 10]]
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|Missing Jedis||data-sort-value="4.020"|[[The Phantom Menace 20|TPM 20]]
|Missing Jedis||data-sort-value="4.020"|[[The Phantom Menace 20|TPM 20]]
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|data-sort-value="grabben"|"Grabben dat Jedis"||data-sort-value="4.030"|[[The Phantom Menace 30|TPM 30]]
|data-sort-value="grabben"|"Grabben dat Jedi[s]"||data-sort-value="4.030"|[[The Phantom Menace 30|TPM 30]]
|-
|-
|Reattach C-3PO's eyes||data-sort-value="4.040"|[[The Phantom Menace 40|TPM 40]]
|Reattach C-3PO's eyes||data-sort-value="4.040"|[[The Phantom Menace 40|TPM 40]]
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|Here, use this power supplies||data-sort-value="4.050"|[[The Phantom Menace 50|TPM 50]]
|Here, use this power suppl[ies]||data-sort-value="4.050"|[[The Phantom Menace 50|TPM 50]]
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|data-sort-value="They're side by"|"They're side by sides"||data-sort-value="4.070"|[[The Phantom Menace 70|TPM 70]]
|data-sort-value="They're side by"|"They're side by side[s]"||data-sort-value="4.070"|[[The Phantom Menace 70|TPM 70]]
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|Something to remember me by's||data-sort-value="4.080"|[[The Phantom Menace 80|TPM 80]]
|Something to remember me by's||data-sort-value="4.080"|[[The Phantom Menace 80|TPM 80]]
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|Anakin ''will'' become a Jedis||data-sort-value="4.090"|[[The Phantom Menace 90|TPM 90]]
|Anakin ''will'' become a Jedi[s]||data-sort-value="4.090"|[[The Phantom Menace 90|TPM 90]]
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|Obi-Wan's much more wise||data-sort-value="4.100"|[[TPM 100]]
|Obi-Wan's much more wise||data-sort-value="4.100"|[[TPM 100]]
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|Finalize <again>||data-sort-value="4.130"|[[TPM 130]]
|Finalize <again>||data-sort-value="4.130"|[[TPM 130]]
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|Penultimize||data-sort-value="4.136"|[[The Phantom Menace 136|TPM 136]]
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{| class="wikitable" style="width: 80%;"
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{|class="sortable wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 80%; background:white; text-align:left;"
|+colspan="100%;"|<h3>Attack of the Clones Minute</h3>
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!Analyze, scrutinize, and...!!Minute
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|Captain Typho's eyes||data-sort-value="5.010"|[[Attack of the Clones 10|AOTC 10]]
|Captain Typho's eyes||data-sort-value="5.010"|[[Attack of the Clones 10|AOTC 10]]
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|The bus arrives||data-sort-value="5.030"|[[Attack of the Clones 30|AOTC 30]]
|The bus arrives||data-sort-value="5.030"|[[Attack of the Clones 30|AOTC 30]]
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|data-sort-value="forbidden"|"FORbidden" for Jedis||data-sort-value="5.040"|[[Attack of the Clones 40|AOTC 40]]
|data-sort-value="forbidden"|"FORbidden" for Jedi[s]||data-sort-value="5.040"|[[Attack of the Clones 40|AOTC 40]]
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|Bad CG-ize||data-sort-value="5.050"|[[Attack of the Clones 50|AOTC 50]]
|Bad CG-ize||data-sort-value="5.050"|[[Attack of the Clones 50|AOTC 50]]
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|Staring at the sunrise with closed eyes||data-sort-value="5.060"|[[Attack of the Clones 60|AOTC 60]]
|Staring at the sunrise with closed eyes||data-sort-value="5.060"|[[Attack of the Clones 60|AOTC 60]]
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|data-sort-value="This is why"|"This is why I hate to 'flies'"||data-sort-value="5.070"|[[Attack of the Clones 70|AOTC 70]]
|data-sort-value="This is why"|"This is why I hate to fly"s||data-sort-value="5.070"|[[Attack of the Clones 70|AOTC 70]]
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|Shmi dies||data-sort-value="5.080"|[[Attack of the Clones 80|AOTC 80]]
|Shmi dies||data-sort-value="5.080"|[[Attack of the Clones 80|AOTC 80]]
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|Say our goodbyes||data-sort-value="5.143"|[[Attack of the Clones 143|AOTC 143]]
|Say our goodbyes||data-sort-value="5.143"|[[Attack of the Clones 143|AOTC 143]]
|}
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{|class="sortable wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 80%; background:white; text-align:left;"
|+colspan="100%;"|<h3>Revenge of the Sith Minute</h3>
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!Analyze, scrutinize, and...!!Minute
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|Elevator-rides||data-sort-value="6.010"|[[Revenge of the Sith 10|ROTS 10]]
|Elevator-rides||data-sort-value="6.010"|[[Revenge of the Sith 10|ROTS 10]]
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|data-sort-value="Army"|"Army or not, you must realize..."||data-sort-value="6.060"|[[Revenge of the Sith 60|ROTS 60]]
|data-sort-value="Army"|"Army or not, you must realize..."||data-sort-value="6.060"|[[Revenge of the Sith 60|ROTS 60]]
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|data-sort-value="Koyaanisqatsize"|[[Wikipedia:Koyaanisqatsi|Koyaanisqatsize]]||data-sort-value="6.070"|[[Revenge of the Sith 70|ROTS 70]]<!-- Totally not sure about this one... -->
|data-sort-value="Koyaanisqatsize"|[[Wikipedia:Koyaanisqatsi|Koyaanisqatsize]]||data-sort-value="6.070"|[[Revenge of the Sith 70|ROTS 70]]
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|March past statues of the four master Jedis||data-sort-value="6.080"|[[Revenge of the Sith 80|ROTS 80]]
|March past statues of the four master Jedis||data-sort-value="6.080"|[[Revenge of the Sith 80|ROTS 80]]
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|data-sort-value="Things"|(''A real stretch'') "Things will be different, I prom-ize"||data-sort-value="6.090"|[[Revenge of the Sith 90|ROTS 90]]
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|Anakin has turned to the dark side[s]||data-sort-value="6.100"|[[Revenge of the Sith 100|ROTS 100]]
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|New Line Cinem-ize||data-sort-value="6.110"|[[Revenge of the Sith 110|ROTS 110]]
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|Cut off at the thighs||data-sort-value="6.120"|[[Revenge of the Sith 120|ROTS 120]]
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|Dichotomize||data-sort-value="6.130"|[[Revenge of the Sith 130|ROTS 130]]
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|Music performed by's||data-sort-value="6.140"|[[Revenge of the Sith 140|ROTS 140]]
|}
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{|class="sortable wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 80%; background:white; text-align:left;"
|+colspan="100%;"|<h3>The Force Awakens Minute</h3>
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!Analyze, scrutinize, and...!!Minute
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|Glowing red eyes||data-sort-value="7.010"|[[The Force Awakens 10|TFA 10]]
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|Poe can fly a TIE but why's||data-sort-value="7.020"|[[The Force Awakens 20|TFA 20]]
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|BB-8's sad because Poe dies||data-sort-value="7.030"|[[The Force Awakens 30|TFA 30]]
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|data-sort-value="whole"|A whole hour's gone by's||data-sort-value="7.060"|[[The Force Awakens 60|TFA 60]]
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|The Republic, to the galaxy, lies||data-sort-value="7.070"|[[The Force Awakens 70|TFA 70]]
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|Some droid that I don't quite recognize||data-sort-value="7.080"|[[The Force Awakens 80|TFA 80]]
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|data-sort-value="Patreonize"|I know I've used it before, several times, but I need to say: "Patreonize"||data-sort-value="7.090"|[[The Force Awakens 90|TFA 90]]
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|Patricize||data-sort-value="7.110"|[[The Force Awakens 110|TFA 110]]
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|Hey, a brand new sun in the skies||data-sort-value="7.120"|[[The Force Awakens 120|TFA 120]]
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|Assistant art director Lydia Fry[s]||data-sort-value="7.130"|[[The Force Awakens 130|TFA 130]]
|}
|}
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{|class="sortable wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 80%; background:white; text-align:left;"
|+colspan="100%;"|<h3>Rogue One Minute</h3>
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!Analyze, scrutinize, and...!!Minute
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|Kyber crystalize||data-sort-value="8.010"|[[Rogue One 10|R1 10]]
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|data-sort-value="It's high"|"It's high. It's very high"||data-sort-value="8.020"|[[Rogue One 20|R1 20]]
|-
|Kyber crystals power the lightsabers of the Jedi[s]||data-sort-value="8.030"|[[Rogue One 30|R1 30]]
|-
|It must be quite a surprise||data-sort-value="8.040"|[[Rogue One 40|R1 40]]
|-
|Away from the destruction of Jedha, the U-wing flies||data-sort-value="8.050"|[[Rogue One 50|R1 50]]
|-
|Massassay tenple launching both X-wings and Ys||data-sort-value="8.060"|[[Rogue One 60|R1 60]]
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|Jyn cries because Galen dies||data-sort-value="8.070"|[[Rogue One 70|R1 70]]
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|Jebl-ize (that doesn't make any sense)||data-sort-value="8.080"|[[Rogue One 80|R1 80]]
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|Jyn and Cassian in disguise||data-sort-value="8.090"|[[Rogue One 90|R1 90]]
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|For some reason suddenly we're concerned about guilt sizw||data-sort-value="8.100"|[[Rogue One 100|R1 100]]
|-
|General Merrick gets shot down by TIEs||data-sort-value="8.110"|[[Rogue One 110|R1 110]]
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|Patronize (again)||data-sort-value="8.120"|[[Rogue One 120|R1 120]]
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|Asset and environment supervise||data-sort-value="8.130"|[[Rogue One 130|R1 130]]
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Revision as of 14:05, 15 May 2020

Since very early in the history of the podcast, it has been the goal and unofficial motto of THE STAR WARS MINUTE to "analyze, scrutinize, and celebrate" each and every Star Wars movie. However, saying this every episode can get kind of boring, and the hosts try to change it up every so often. At first the "celebrate" part was irregularly replaced with another word, but now one of the hosts (usually Pete) will come up with a new word that ends in "-ize" every other Friday. Below is a list of the various endings to the SWM motto and where in the podcast they appear.

New "-ize"

Star Wars Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... Minute
Analyze, criticize, philosophize, and hyperbolize ANH 23
Hyper-analyze, and micro-scrutinize, and super-detailed discussionize ANH 24
Crack wise ANH 29
...Digitize? ANH 31
Hyper-discussionize ANH 32
Hyperbolize ANH 38
Analyze, hypothesize, and Prancersise ANH 39
Are generally memorized ANH 44
Harmonize ANH 47
Analyze, criticize, and worshipize ANH 71

Empire Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... Minute
Carbonize ESB 3
Winterize ESB 4
Bette Davis Eyes ESB 10
Incentivize ESB 12
Behind Blue Eyes ESB 20
RIGHT between the eyes ESB 30
Pulverize ESB 40
Banana cream pies ESB 50
Chimpanzee eyes ESB 55
Rhapsodize Deep Blue Sea Minute
Capsize ESB 60
Judge me by my size ESB 70
"Lobotomize" ESB 80
Agonize ESB 90
Lobot's side-eyes ESB 100
Cauterize ESB 110
Finalize ESB 120
Watery eyes ESB 125

Jedi Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... Minute
data-sort-value="He's no Jedi"|"He's no Jedi[s]" ROTJ 10
"Look I so old to young eyes" ROTJ 40
Finally dies ROTJ 45
Bothan Spies ROTJ 50
Ink Panther-ize ROTJ 60
"...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes." ROTJ 70
Ewok tribes ROTJ 78
Emperor "Wee Wee Eyes" ROTJ 90
Talk to our wives ROTJ 110
"Just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes" ROTJ 120
Special effects supervise ROTJ 130

The Phantom Menace Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... Minute
Revoke the trade franchise TPM 10
Missing Jedis TPM 20
"Grabben dat Jedi[s]" TPM 30
Reattach C-3PO's eyes TPM 40
Here, use this power suppl[ies] TPM 50
"They're side by side[s]" TPM 70
Something to remember me by's TPM 80
Anakin will become a Jedi[s] TPM 90
Obi-Wan's much more wise TPM 100
Watch the droid army rise TPM 110
Qui-Gon dies TPM 120
Finalize <again> TPM 130
Penultimize TPM 136

Attack of the Clones Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... Minute
Captain Typho's eyes AOTC 10
Fall from the skies AOTC 20
The bus arrives AOTC 30
"FORbidden" for Jedi[s] AOTC 40
Bad CG-ize AOTC 50
Staring at the sunrise with closed eyes AOTC 60
"This is why I hate to fly"s AOTC 70
Shmi dies AOTC 80
The first time C-3PO flies AOTC 90
R2-D2 [F-wing]in' flies AOTC 100
"Patience Viceroy, patience. She will die[s]" AOTC 110
Patronize AOTC 120
Say our goodbyes AOTC 143

Revenge of the Sith Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... Minute
Elevator-rides ROTS 10
Background beat harmonize ROTS 20
New apprentize ROTS 30
Jedi council spies ROTS 40
Kashyyyk is spelled with three 'y's ROTS 50
"Army or not, you must realize..." ROTS 60
Koyaanisqatsize ROTS 70
March past statues of the four master Jedis ROTS 80
(A real stretch) "Things will be different, I prom-ize" ROTS 90
Anakin has turned to the dark side[s] ROTS 100
New Line Cinem-ize ROTS 110
Cut off at the thighs ROTS 120
Dichotomize ROTS 130
Music performed by's ROTS 140

The Force Awakens Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... Minute
Glowing red eyes TFA 10
Poe can fly a TIE but why's TFA 20
BB-8's sad because Poe dies TFA 30
A whole hour's gone by's TFA 60
The Republic, to the galaxy, lies TFA 70
Some droid that I don't quite recognize TFA 80
I know I've used it before, several times, but I need to say: "Patreonize" TFA 90
Patricize TFA 110
Hey, a brand new sun in the skies TFA 120
Assistant art director Lydia Fry[s] TFA 130

Rogue One Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... Minute
Kyber crystalize R1 10
"It's high. It's very high" R1 20
Kyber crystals power the lightsabers of the Jedi[s] R1 30
It must be quite a surprise R1 40
Away from the destruction of Jedha, the U-wing flies R1 50
Massassay tenple launching both X-wings and Ys R1 60
Jyn cries because Galen dies R1 70
Jebl-ize (that doesn't make any sense) R1 80
Jyn and Cassian in disguise R1 90
For some reason suddenly we're concerned about guilt sizw R1 100
General Merrick gets shot down by TIEs R1 110
Patronize (again) R1 120
Asset and environment supervise R1 130

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