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Since very early in the history of the podcast, it has been the goal and unofficial motto of ''THE STAR WARS MINUTE'' to "'''analyze, scrutinize, and celebrate'''" each and every Star Wars movie. However, saying this every episode can get kind of boring, and the [[hosts]] try to change it up every so often. At first the "celebrate" part was irregularly replaced with another word, but now one of the hosts (usually [[Pete]]) will come up with a new word that ends in "-ize" every other Friday. Below is a list of the various endings to the SWM motto and where in the podcast they appear. | Since very early in the history of the podcast, it has been the goal and unofficial motto of ''THE STAR WARS MINUTE'' to "'''analyze, scrutinize, and celebrate'''" each and every Star Wars movie. However, saying this every episode can get kind of boring, and the [[hosts]] try to change it up every so often. At first the "celebrate" part was irregularly replaced with another word, but now one of the hosts (usually [[Pete]]) will come up with a new word that ends in "-ize" every other Friday. Below is a list of the various endings to the SWM motto and where in the podcast they appear. | ||
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<h3>Star Wars Minute</h3> | |||
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|Analyze, criticize, and worshipize||data-sort-value="1.071"|[[Star Wars 71|ANH 71]] | |Analyze, criticize, and worshipize||data-sort-value="1.071"|[[Star Wars 71|ANH 71]] | ||
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<h3>Empire Minute</h3> | |||
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|Watery eyes||data-sort-value="2.125"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 125|ESB 125]] | |Watery eyes||data-sort-value="2.125"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 125|ESB 125]] | ||
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<h3>Jedi Minute</h3> | |||
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|data-sort-value="He's no Jedi"|"He's no Jedi[s]"||data-sort-value="3.010"|[[Return of the Jedi 10|ROTJ 10]] | |data-sort-value="He's no Jedi"|"He's no Jedi[s]"||data-sort-value="3.010"|[[Return of the Jedi 10|ROTJ 10]] | ||
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|data-sort-value="Look I so old"|"Look I so old to young eyes"||data-sort-value="3.040"|[[Return of the Jedi 40|ROTJ 40]] | |data-sort-value="Look I so old"|"Look I so old to young eyes"||data-sort-value="3.040"|[[Return of the Jedi 40|ROTJ 40]] | ||
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|Finally dies||data-sort-value="3.045"|[[Return of the Jedi 45|ROTJ 45]] | | style="width:80%;"|Finally dies||data-sort-value="3.045"|[[Return of the Jedi 45|ROTJ 45]] | ||
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|Bothan Spies||data-sort-value="3.050"|[[Return of the Jedi 50|ROTJ 50]] | |Bothan Spies||data-sort-value="3.050"|[[Return of the Jedi 50|ROTJ 50]] | ||
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|Special effects supervise||data-sort-value="3.130"|[[Return of the Jedi 130|ROTJ 130]] | |Special effects supervise||data-sort-value="3.130"|[[Return of the Jedi 130|ROTJ 130]] | ||
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<h3>The Phantom Menace Minute</h3> | |||
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|Revoke the trade franchise||data-sort-value="4.010"|[[The Phantom Menace 10|TPM 10]] | |Revoke the trade franchise||data-sort-value="4.010"|[[The Phantom Menace 10|TPM 10]] | ||
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|Penultimize||data-sort-value="4.136"|[[The Phantom Menace 136|TPM 136]] | |Penultimize||data-sort-value="4.136"|[[The Phantom Menace 136|TPM 136]] | ||
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<h3>Attack of the Clones Minute</h3> | |||
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|Captain Typho's eyes||data-sort-value="5.010"|[[Attack of the Clones 10|AOTC 10]] | |Captain Typho's eyes||data-sort-value="5.010"|[[Attack of the Clones 10|AOTC 10]] | ||
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|Staring at the sunrise with closed eyes||data-sort-value="5.060"|[[Attack of the Clones 60|AOTC 60]] | |Staring at the sunrise with closed eyes||data-sort-value="5.060"|[[Attack of the Clones 60|AOTC 60]] | ||
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|data-sort-value="This is why"|"This is why I hate to fly | |data-sort-value="This is why"|"This is why I hate to fly"s||data-sort-value="5.070"|[[Attack of the Clones 70|AOTC 70]] | ||
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|Shmi dies||data-sort-value="5.080"|[[Attack of the Clones 80|AOTC 80]] | |Shmi dies||data-sort-value="5.080"|[[Attack of the Clones 80|AOTC 80]] | ||
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|Patronize||data-sort-value="5.120"|[[Attack of the Clones 120|AOTC 120]] | |Patronize||data-sort-value="5.120"|[[Attack of the Clones 120|AOTC 120]] | ||
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|Crudely materialize||data-sort-value="5.130"|[[Attack of the Clones 130|AOTC 130]] | |||
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|Assistant-costume-standbys||data-sort-value="5.140"|[[Attack of the Clones 140|AOTC 140]] | |||
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|Say our goodbyes||data-sort-value="5.143"|[[Attack of the Clones 143|AOTC 143]] | |Say our goodbyes||data-sort-value="5.143"|[[Attack of the Clones 143|AOTC 143]] | ||
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<h3>Revenge of the Sith Minute</h3> | |||
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|Elevator-rides||data-sort-value="6.010"|[[Revenge of the Sith 10|ROTS 10]] | |Elevator-rides||data-sort-value="6.010"|[[Revenge of the Sith 10|ROTS 10]] | ||
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|Background beat harmonize||data-sort-value="6.020"|[[Revenge of the Sith 20|ROTS 20]] | |Background beat harmonize||data-sort-value="6.020"|[[Revenge of the Sith 20|ROTS 20]] | ||
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|New | |New apprent-ize||data-sort-value="6.030"|[[Revenge of the Sith 30|ROTS 30]] | ||
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|Jedi council spies||data-sort-value="6.040"|[[Revenge of the Sith 40|ROTS 40]] | |Jedi council spies||data-sort-value="6.040"|[[Revenge of the Sith 40|ROTS 40]] | ||
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|Music performed by's||data-sort-value="6.140"|[[Revenge of the Sith 140|ROTS 140]] | |Music performed by's||data-sort-value="6.140"|[[Revenge of the Sith 140|ROTS 140]] | ||
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<h3>The Force Awakens Minute</h3> | |||
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!Analyze, scrutinize, and...!!Minute | |||
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|Glowing red eyes||data-sort-value="7.010"|[[The Force Awakens 10|TFA 10]] | |Glowing red eyes||data-sort-value="7.010"|[[The Force Awakens 10|TFA 10]] | ||
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|Some droid that I don't quite recognize||data-sort-value="7.080"|[[The Force Awakens 80|TFA 80]] | |Some droid that I don't quite recognize||data-sort-value="7.080"|[[The Force Awakens 80|TFA 80]] | ||
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|data-sort-value="Patreonize"|I know I've used it before, several times, but I need to say: "Patreonize"||data-sort-value="7.090"|[[The Force Awakens 90|TFA 90]] | |data-sort-value="Patreonize"|I know I've used it before, several times, but I need to say: "Patreonize"*||data-sort-value="7.090"|[[The Force Awakens 90|TFA 90]] | ||
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|Patricize||data-sort-value="7.110"|[[The Force Awakens 110|TFA 110]] | |Patricize||data-sort-value="7.110"|[[The Force Awakens 110|TFA 110]] | ||
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|Assistant art director Lydia Fry[s]||data-sort-value="7.130"|[[The Force Awakens 130|TFA 130]] | |Assistant art director Lydia Fry[s]||data-sort-value="7.130"|[[The Force Awakens 130|TFA 130]] | ||
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|Kyber | |+ style="caption-side:bottom;font-size:11px;text-align:left;"|<nowiki>*</nowiki>Pete tries to use "Patreonize" or some variant of this whenever the "new -ize" happens during a Patreon [[All-Star Week]]. | ||
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<h3>Rogue One Minute</h3> | |||
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|Kyber crystallize||data-sort-value="8.010"|[[Rogue One 10|R1 10]] | |||
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|data-sort-value="It's high"|"It's high. It's very high"||data-sort-value="8.020"|[[Rogue One 20|R1 20]] | |data-sort-value="It's high"|"It's high. It's very high"||data-sort-value="8.020"|[[Rogue One 20|R1 20]] | ||
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|Away from the destruction of Jedha, the U-wing flies||data-sort-value="8.050"|[[Rogue One 50|R1 50]] | |Away from the destruction of Jedha, the U-wing flies||data-sort-value="8.050"|[[Rogue One 50|R1 50]] | ||
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|Massassay | |[[Massasay|Massassay]] temple launching both X-wings and Ys||data-sort-value="8.060"|[[Rogue One 60|R1 60]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|Jyn cries because Galen dies||data-sort-value="8.070"|[[Rogue One 70|R1 70]] | |Jyn cries because Galen dies||data-sort-value="8.070"|[[Rogue One 70|R1 70]] | ||
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|Jyn and Cassian in disguise||data-sort-value="8.090"|[[Rogue One 90|R1 90]] | |Jyn and Cassian in disguise||data-sort-value="8.090"|[[Rogue One 90|R1 90]] | ||
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|For some reason suddenly we're concerned about | |For some reason suddenly we're concerned about file size||data-sort-value="8.100"|[[Rogue One 100|R1 100]] | ||
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|General Merrick gets shot down by TIEs||data-sort-value="8.110"|[[Rogue One 110|R1 110]] | |General Merrick gets shot down by TIEs||data-sort-value="8.110"|[[Rogue One 110|R1 110]] | ||
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| | |Patreonize <again>||data-sort-value="8.120"|[[Rogue One 120|R1 120]] | ||
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|Asset and environment supervise||data-sort-value="8.130"|[[Rogue One 130|R1 130]] | |Asset and environment supervise||data-sort-value="8.130"|[[Rogue One 130|R1 130]] | ||
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<h3>Last Jedi Minute</h3> | |||
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|Bolides||data-sort-value="9.010"|[[The Last Jedi 10|TLJ 10]] | |||
|- | |||
|First Order officer side-eyes||data-sort-value="9.020"|[[The Last Jedi 20|TLJ 20]] | |||
|- | |||
|There's no proof that [[Noah Segan|Stomeroni Starck]] dies||data-sort-value="9.030"|[[The Last Jedi 30|TLJ 30]] | |||
|- | |||
|Finn gets recognized||data-sort-value="9.040"|[[The Last Jedi 40|TLJ 40]] | |||
|- | |||
|Close your eyes||data-sort-value="9.050"|[[The Last Jedi 50|TLJ 50]] | |||
|- | |||
|Deify||data-sort-value="9.060"|[[The Last Jedi 60|TLJ 60]] | |||
|- | |||
|Free rides||data-sort-value="9.070"|[[The Last Jedi 70|TLJ 70]] | |||
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Revision as of 20:20, 9 May 2021
Since very early in the history of the podcast, it has been the goal and unofficial motto of THE STAR WARS MINUTE to "analyze, scrutinize, and celebrate" each and every Star Wars movie. However, saying this every episode can get kind of boring, and the hosts try to change it up every so often. At first the "celebrate" part was irregularly replaced with another word, but now one of the hosts (usually Pete) will come up with a new word that ends in "-ize" every other Friday. Below is a list of the various endings to the SWM motto and where in the podcast they appear.
New "-ize"
Star Wars Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... | Minute |
---|---|
Analyze, criticize, philosophize, and hyperbolize | ANH 23 |
Hyper-analyze, and micro-scrutinize, and super-detailed discussionize | ANH 24 |
Crack wise | ANH 29 |
...Digitize? | ANH 31 |
Hyper-discussionize | ANH 32 |
Hyperbolize | ANH 38 |
Analyze, hypothesize, and Prancersise | ANH 39 |
Are generally memorized | ANH 44 |
Harmonize | ANH 47 |
Analyze, criticize, and worshipize | ANH 71 |
Empire Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... | Minute |
---|---|
Carbonize | ESB 3 |
Winterize | ESB 4 |
Bette Davis Eyes | ESB 10 |
Incentivize | ESB 12 |
Behind Blue Eyes | ESB 20 |
RIGHT between the eyes | ESB 30 |
Pulverize | ESB 40 |
Banana cream pies | ESB 50 |
Chimpanzee eyes | ESB 55 |
Rhapsodize | Deep Blue Sea Minute |
Capsize | ESB 60 |
Judge me by my size | ESB 70 |
"Lobotomize" | ESB 80 |
Agonize | ESB 90 |
Lobot's side-eyes | ESB 100 |
Cauterize | ESB 110 |
Finalize | ESB 120 |
Watery eyes | ESB 125 |
Jedi Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... | Minute |
---|---|
"He's no Jedi[s]" | ROTJ 10 |
"Look I so old to young eyes" | ROTJ 40 |
Finally dies | ROTJ 45 |
Bothan Spies | ROTJ 50 |
Ink Panther-ize | ROTJ 60 |
"...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes." | ROTJ 70 |
Ewok tribes | ROTJ 78 |
Emperor "Wee Wee Eyes" | ROTJ 90 |
Talk to our wives | ROTJ 110 |
"Just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes" | ROTJ 120 |
Special effects supervise | ROTJ 130 |
The Phantom Menace Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... | Minute |
---|---|
Revoke the trade franchise | TPM 10 |
Missing Jedis | TPM 20 |
"Grabben dat Jedi[s]" | TPM 30 |
Reattach C-3PO's eyes | TPM 40 |
Here, use this power suppl[ies] | TPM 50 |
"They're side by side[s]" | TPM 70 |
Something to remember me by's | TPM 80 |
Anakin will become a Jedi[s] | TPM 90 |
Obi-Wan's much more wise | TPM 100 |
Watch the droid army rise | TPM 110 |
Qui-Gon dies | TPM 120 |
Finalize <again> | TPM 130 |
Penultimize | TPM 136 |
Attack of the Clones Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... | Minute |
---|---|
Captain Typho's eyes | AOTC 10 |
Fall from the skies | AOTC 20 |
The bus arrives | AOTC 30 |
"FORbidden" for Jedi[s] | AOTC 40 |
Bad CG-ize | AOTC 50 |
Staring at the sunrise with closed eyes | AOTC 60 |
"This is why I hate to fly"s | AOTC 70 |
Shmi dies | AOTC 80 |
The first time C-3PO flies | AOTC 90 |
R2-D2 [F-wing]in' flies | AOTC 100 |
"Patience Viceroy, patience. She will die[s]" | AOTC 110 |
Patronize | AOTC 120 |
Crudely materialize | AOTC 130 |
Assistant-costume-standbys | AOTC 140 |
Say our goodbyes | AOTC 143 |
Revenge of the Sith Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... | Minute |
---|---|
Elevator-rides | ROTS 10 |
Background beat harmonize | ROTS 20 |
New apprent-ize | ROTS 30 |
Jedi council spies | ROTS 40 |
Kashyyyk is spelled with three 'y's | ROTS 50 |
"Army or not, you must realize..." | ROTS 60 |
Koyaanisqatsize | ROTS 70 |
March past statues of the four master Jedis | ROTS 80 |
(A real stretch) "Things will be different, I prom-ize" | ROTS 90 |
Anakin has turned to the dark side[s] | ROTS 100 |
New Line Cinem-ize | ROTS 110 |
Cut off at the thighs | ROTS 120 |
Dichotomize | ROTS 130 |
Music performed by's | ROTS 140 |
The Force Awakens Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... | Minute |
---|---|
Glowing red eyes | TFA 10 |
Poe can fly a TIE but why's | TFA 20 |
BB-8's sad because Poe dies | TFA 30 |
A whole hour's gone by's | TFA 60 |
The Republic, to the galaxy, lies | TFA 70 |
Some droid that I don't quite recognize | TFA 80 |
I know I've used it before, several times, but I need to say: "Patreonize"* | TFA 90 |
Patricize | TFA 110 |
Hey, a brand new sun in the skies | TFA 120 |
Assistant art director Lydia Fry[s] | TFA 130 |
Rogue One Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... | Minute |
---|---|
Kyber crystallize | R1 10 |
"It's high. It's very high" | R1 20 |
Kyber crystals power the lightsabers of the Jedi[s] | R1 30 |
It must be quite a surprise | R1 40 |
Away from the destruction of Jedha, the U-wing flies | R1 50 |
Massassay temple launching both X-wings and Ys | R1 60 |
Jyn cries because Galen dies | R1 70 |
Jebl-ize (that doesn't make any sense) | R1 80 |
Jyn and Cassian in disguise | R1 90 |
For some reason suddenly we're concerned about file size | R1 100 |
General Merrick gets shot down by TIEs | R1 110 |
Patreonize <again> | R1 120 |
Asset and environment supervise | R1 130 |
Last Jedi Minute
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