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Dan Telfer is a lugubrious sprite who most likely owns a thesaurus. He who wrote and performed comedy in Chicago for 15 years before moving to Los Angeles. Dan has been writing and performing comedy since 1996 and has toured as an opener for Maria Bamford, Brian Posehn and Patton Oswalt. You may have noticed his debut CD EP "Fossil Record" as a split release with Greg Proops and Paul F. Tompkins, or his debut full length CD "Tendrils of Ruin", both on [http://astrecords.virb.com/ AST Records]. In 2011, he performed at the Chicago Just For Laughs Festival’s Best of the Fest show, the Montreal Just For Laughs Festival’s Talk of the Fest show, and the coveted New Faces of Comedy showcase of both festivals. His writing has appeared inPaste Magazine, The Onion, and The A.V. Club. But he is perhaps known best for his stand-up chunk “The Best Dinosaur,” which became a runaway viral video hit and earned him an internet following.<br>
Dan Telfer is a lugubrious sprite who most likely owns a thesaurus. He who wrote and performed comedy in Chicago for 15 years before moving to Los Angeles. Dan has been writing and performing comedy since 1996 and has toured as an opener for Maria Bamford, Brian Posehn and Patton Oswalt. You may have noticed his debut CD EP "Fossil Record" as a split release with Greg Proops and Paul F. Tompkins, or his debut full-length CD "Tendrils of Ruin", both on [http://astrecords.virb.com/ AST Records]. In 2011, he performed at the Chicago Just For Laughs Festival's Best of the Fest show, the Montreal Just For Laughs Festival's Talk of the Fest show, and the coveted New Faces of Comedy showcase of both festivals. His writing has appeared inPaste Magazine, The Onion, and The A.V. Club. But he is perhaps known best for his stand-up chunk “The Best Dinosaur,” which became a runaway viral video hit and earned him an internet following.<br>
He's also on [http://www.earwolf.com/show/nerd-poker/ that one podcast where they talk about Dungeons & Dragons and stuff].
He's also on [http://www.earwolf.com/show/nerd-poker/ that one podcast where they talk about Dungeons & Dragons and stuff].


He now the senior editor of Mad Magazine.
Formerly the senior editor of Mad Magazine, Dan is now a Dungeon Humorist/Comedy Archmage at DnDBeyond.com.
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==Rank the Star Wars Movies==
==Rank the Star Wars Movies==
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==Appearances==
==Appearances==
*[[Jedi Minute 21: Stinky Calrissian]]
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*[[Jedi Minute 22: Crumbling Down]]
* [[Jedi Minute 21: Stinky Calrissian]]
*[[Jedi Minute 23: Lazy Mafia Nap]]
* [[Jedi Minute 22: Crumbling Down]]
*[[Jedi Minute 24: Not Even Once]]
* [[Jedi Minute 23: Lazy Mafia Nap]]
*[[Jedi Minute 25: Chubby Toddlers]]
* [[Jedi Minute 24: Not Even Once]]
*[[Phantom Menace Minute 41: Tell Us Why You Hate Them]]
* [[Jedi Minute 25: Chubby Toddlers]]
*[[Phantom Menace Minute 42: Say The Crystal]]
* [[Phantom Menace Minute 41: Tell Us Why You Hate Them]]
*[[Phantom Menace Minute 43: That Whole Moolah Thing]]
* [[Phantom Menace Minute 42: Say The Crystal]]
*[[Phantom Menace Minute 44: The Biggest Problem in the Universe]]
* [[Phantom Menace Minute 43: That Whole Moolah Thing]]
*[[Phantom Menace Minute 45: Racially Unfortunate]]
* [[Phantom Menace Minute 44: The Biggest Problem in the Universe]]
*[[Revenge of the Sith Minute 36: Pouty-Pants]]
* [[Phantom Menace Minute 45: Racially Unfortunate]]
*[[Revenge of the Sith Minute 37: The CEO of 7-11]]
* [[We Know You Hate It When We Talk About the Toys]]
*[[Revenge of the Sith Minute 38: Executive Washroom]]
* [[Imagination Tapeworm]]
*[[Revenge of the Sith Minute 39: Space Paladins]]
* [[Revenge of the Sith Minute 36: Pouty-Pants]]
*[[Revenge of the Sith Minute 40: He Knows How To Be Upset]]
* [[Revenge of the Sith Minute 37: The CEO of 7-11]]
*[[Star Wars Minute: Weekend Edition 51]]
* [[Revenge of the Sith Minute 38: Executive Washroom]]
*[[Star Wars Minute: Weekend Edition 103]]
* [[Revenge of the Sith Minute 39: Space Paladins]]
* [[Revenge of the Sith Minute 40: He Knows How To Be Upset]]
* [[The Force Awakens Minute 66: Light Side Lightsaber]]  
* [[The Force Awakens Minute 67: Chocolate Magic]]
* [[The Force Awakens Minute 68: Eye to Eye]]
* [[The Force Awakens Minute 69: Laser Boat]]
* [[The Force Awakens Minute 70: A Bunch of Lizards in a Bucket]]
* [[Rogue One Minute 85: The Blonde Aspect of Han Solo]]
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In an [[8-DAY-GREEDO]] call
In an [[8-DAY-GREEDO]] call
*[[Phantom Menace Minute 73: Jedi Party]]
* [[Phantom Menace Minute 73: Jedi Party]]
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" ><h3>SWM:WE</h3><div class="mw-collapsible-content">
* [[Star Wars Minute: Weekend Edition 51]]
* [[Star Wars Minute: Weekend Edition 103]]
* [[Star Wars Minute: Weekend Edition 158]]
* [[Week in Review 14|Week in Review #14]]
* [[Star Wars Minute: Week In Addition 7]]
</div></div>


==Statistics==
==Statistics==
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<div style="padding: .5em; background: rgba(0,0,0,0.1)">'''Total Airtime'''<br>
<div style="padding: .5em; background: rgba(0,0,0,0.1)">'''Total Airtime'''<br>
4 hours, 11 minutes, 38 seconds <br></div>
11 hours, 46 minutes, 51 seconds<br></div>
<div style="padding: .5em;">'''Average Episode Length'''<br>
<div style="padding: .5em;">'''Average Episode Length'''<br>
25 minutes, 10 seconds<br></div>
30 minutes, 44 seconds<br></div>
<div style="padding: .5em; background: rgba(0,0,0,0.1)">'''Longest Episode'''<br>
<div style="padding: .5em; background: rgba(0,0,0,0.1)">'''Longest Episode'''<br>
[[Phantom Menace Minute 45: Racially Unfortunate]] (34 minutes,34 seconds)<br></div>
[[We Know You Hate It When We Talk About the Toys]] (70 minutes, 35 seconds)<br></div>
<div style="padding: .5em;)">'''Shortest Episode'''<br>
<div style="padding: .5em;)">'''Shortest Episode'''<br>
[[Jedi Minute 22: Crumbling Down]] (19 minutes, 03 seconds)</div></div>
[[Jedi Minute 22: Crumbling Down]] (18 minutes, 28 seconds)</div></div>
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Revision as of 07:55, 11 June 2021

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Dan Telfer is a lugubrious sprite who most likely owns a thesaurus. He who wrote and performed comedy in Chicago for 15 years before moving to Los Angeles. Dan has been writing and performing comedy since 1996 and has toured as an opener for Maria Bamford, Brian Posehn and Patton Oswalt. You may have noticed his debut CD EP "Fossil Record" as a split release with Greg Proops and Paul F. Tompkins, or his debut full-length CD "Tendrils of Ruin", both on AST Records. In 2011, he performed at the Chicago Just For Laughs Festival's Best of the Fest show, the Montreal Just For Laughs Festival's Talk of the Fest show, and the coveted New Faces of Comedy showcase of both festivals. His writing has appeared inPaste Magazine, The Onion, and The A.V. Club. But he is perhaps known best for his stand-up chunk “The Best Dinosaur,” which became a runaway viral video hit and earned him an internet following.
He's also on that one podcast where they talk about Dungeons & Dragons and stuff.

Formerly the senior editor of Mad Magazine, Dan is now a Dungeon Humorist/Comedy Archmage at DnDBeyond.com.

Rank the Star Wars Movies

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Appearances

Statistics

Total Airtime
11 hours, 46 minutes, 51 seconds
Average Episode Length
30 minutes, 44 seconds
Longest Episode
We Know You Hate It When We Talk About the Toys (70 minutes, 35 seconds)
Shortest Episode
Jedi Minute 22: Crumbling Down (18 minutes, 28 seconds)

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