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Elliott is a four-time Emmy award-winning writer and comedian. He is former head writer for the The Daily Show with Jon Steward, and is currently the lead writer for Mystery Science Theater 3000. He’s also written for Marvel Comics, Discover Magazine, Metro Newspaper, and has had many pieces rejected by The New Yorker. He performs infrequently as a stand-up, the highlight of which was taking part in a USO Tour of Afghanistan. He’s also performed as one half of the sketch duo The Hypocrites, as co-host of the internet radio show Fist City, and host of no less than three different untelevised talk shows with his name in the title. He is an eternal co-host on the Flophouse Podcast and Popeye's chicken diehard. He graduated from NYU’s Dramatic Writing Program in 2002. And yes, that’s his actual voice. | |||
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==Web Links== | ==Web Links== | ||
*http://www.flophousepodcast.com/ | |||
*https://twitter.com/elliottkalan | |||
==Appearances== | ==Appearances== | ||
*[[Empire Minute 41: Beep Boop]] | |||
*[[Empire Minute 42: RoboCamels]] | |||
*[[Empire Minute 43: Intergalactic Idiot]] | |||
*[[Empire Minute 44: Failing Upwards]] | |||
*[[Empire Minute 45: Veiny White Worm-Man]] | |||
*[[Jedi Minute 31: Sleeping Beauty]] | |||
*[[Jedi Minute 32: Weequay's Turn To Shine]] | |||
*[[Jedi Minute 33: Just a Great Guy]] | |||
*[[Jedi Minute 34: Hot Heels]] | |||
*[[Jedi Minute 35: The Happiest Place on Earth]] | |||
==Statistics== | ==Statistics== | ||
<div style="font-size: 1.25em;"> | <div style="font-size: 1.25em;"> | ||
<div style="padding: .5em; background: rgba(0,0,0,0.1)">'''Total Airtime'''<br> | <div style="padding: .5em; background: rgba(0,0,0,0.1)">'''Total Airtime'''<br> | ||
3 hours, 31 minutes, 08 seconds<br></div> | |||
<div style="padding: .5em;">'''Average Episode Length'''<br> | <div style="padding: .5em;">'''Average Episode Length'''<br> | ||
21 minutes, 07 seconds<br></div> | |||
<div style="padding: .5em; background: rgba(0,0,0,0.1)">'''Longest Episode'''<br> | <div style="padding: .5em; background: rgba(0,0,0,0.1)">'''Longest Episode'''<br> | ||
[[ | [[Empire Minute 45: Veiny White Worm-Man]] (Running Time)<br></div> | ||
<div style="padding: .5em;)">'''Shortest Episode'''<br> | <div style="padding: .5em;)">'''Shortest Episode'''<br> | ||
[[ | [[Empire Minute 41: Beep Boop]] (Running Time)</div></div> | ||
<div style="font-size:.75em; background: #AFC0AF; padding: 1em;">This information complete as of the TPM - AOTC Hiatus</div> | <div style="font-size:.75em; background: #AFC0AF; padding: 1em;">This information complete as of the TPM - AOTC Hiatus</div> | ||
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Revision as of 20:28, 17 October 2016
Elliott is a four-time Emmy award-winning writer and comedian. He is former head writer for the The Daily Show with Jon Steward, and is currently the lead writer for Mystery Science Theater 3000. He’s also written for Marvel Comics, Discover Magazine, Metro Newspaper, and has had many pieces rejected by The New Yorker. He performs infrequently as a stand-up, the highlight of which was taking part in a USO Tour of Afghanistan. He’s also performed as one half of the sketch duo The Hypocrites, as co-host of the internet radio show Fist City, and host of no less than three different untelevised talk shows with his name in the title. He is an eternal co-host on the Flophouse Podcast and Popeye's chicken diehard. He graduated from NYU’s Dramatic Writing Program in 2002. And yes, that’s his actual voice.
Rank the Star Wars Movies
Phantom Menace Number
Web Links
Appearances
- Empire Minute 41: Beep Boop
- Empire Minute 42: RoboCamels
- Empire Minute 43: Intergalactic Idiot
- Empire Minute 44: Failing Upwards
- Empire Minute 45: Veiny White Worm-Man
- Jedi Minute 31: Sleeping Beauty
- Jedi Minute 32: Weequay's Turn To Shine
- Jedi Minute 33: Just a Great Guy
- Jedi Minute 34: Hot Heels
- Jedi Minute 35: The Happiest Place on Earth
Statistics
Total Airtime
3 hours, 31 minutes, 08 seconds
3 hours, 31 minutes, 08 seconds
Average Episode Length
21 minutes, 07 seconds
21 minutes, 07 seconds
Shortest Episode
Empire Minute 41: Beep Boop (Running Time)
Empire Minute 41: Beep Boop (Running Time)
This information complete as of the TPM - AOTC Hiatus