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Elliott is a four-time Emmy award-winning writer and comedian. He is former head writer for the The Daily Show with Jon Steward, and is currently the lead writer for Mystery Science Theater 3000. He’s also written for Marvel Comics, Discover Magazine, Metro Newspaper, and has had many pieces rejected by The New Yorker. He performs infrequently as a stand-up, the highlight of which was taking part in a USO Tour of Afghanistan. He’s also performed as one half of the sketch duo The Hypocrites, as co-host of the internet radio show Fist City, and host of no less than three different untelevised talk shows with his name in the title. He is an eternal co-host on the Flophouse Podcast and Popeye's chicken diehard. He graduated from NYU’s Dramatic Writing Program in 2002. And yes, that’s his actual voice.  
Elliott is a four-time Emmy award-winning writer and comedian. He is former head writer for the The Daily Show with Jon Steward, and is currently the lead writer for Mystery Science Theater 3000. He's also written for Marvel Comics, Discover Magazine, Metro Newspaper, and has had many pieces rejected by The New Yorker. He performs infrequently as a stand-up, the highlight of which was taking part in a USO Tour of Afghanistan. He's also performed as one half of the sketch duo The Hypocrites, as co-host of the internet radio show Fist City, and host of no less than three different untelevised talk shows with his name in the title. He is an eternal co-host on the Flophouse Podcast and Popeye's chicken diehard. He graduated from NYU's Dramatic Writing Program in 2002. And yes, that's his actual voice.  
==Rank the Star Wars Movies==
==Rank the Star Wars Movies==
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*https://twitter.com/elliottkalan
*https://twitter.com/elliottkalan
==Appearances==
==Appearances==
*[[Empire Minute 41: Beep Boop]]
* [[Empire Minute 41: Beep Boop]]
*[[Empire Minute 42: RoboCamels]]
* [[Empire Minute 42: RoboCamels]]
*[[Empire Minute 43: Intergalactic Idiot]]
* [[Empire Minute 43: Intergalactic Idiot]]
*[[Empire Minute 44: Failing Upwards]]
* [[Empire Minute 44: Failing Upwards]]
*[[Empire Minute 45: Veiny White Worm-Man]]
* [[Empire Minute 45: Veiny White Worm-Man]]
*[[Jedi Minute 31: Sleeping Beauty]]
* [[Jedi Minute 31: Sleeping Beauty]]
*[[Jedi Minute 32: Weequay's Turn To Shine]]
* [[Jedi Minute 32: Weequay's Turn To Shine]]
*[[Jedi Minute 33: Just a Great Guy]]
* [[Jedi Minute 33: Just a Great Guy]]
*[[Jedi Minute 34: Hot Heels]]
* [[Jedi Minute 34: Hot Heels]]
*[[Jedi Minute 35: The Happiest Place on Earth]]
* [[Jedi Minute 35: The Happiest Place on Earth]]
* [[Rogue One Minute 21: The Origin of the Bucket]]
* [[Rogue One Minute 22: Kevin]]
* [[Rogue One Minute 23: Sexual Babies]]
* [[Rogue One Minute 24: Disney Bought Reality]]
* [[Rogue One Minute 25: Swedish Severity]]
* [[ Last Jedi Minute 131: Pound Puppies]]
* [[Last Jedi Minute 132: Force Dentist]]
* [[Last Jedi Minute 133: Totally Teens]]
* [[Last Jedi Minute 134: Fine Movie Logic]]
* [[Last Jedi Minute 135: The Sasquatch and the Trashcan]]
 
==Statistics==
==Statistics==
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<div style="padding: .5em; background: rgba(0,0,0,0.1)">'''Total Airtime'''<br>
<div style="padding: .5em; background: rgba(0,0,0,0.1)">'''Total Airtime'''<br>
3 hours, 31 minutes, 08 seconds<br></div>
8 hours, 25 minutes, 49 seconds<br></div>
<div style="padding: .5em;">'''Average Episode Length'''<br>
<div style="padding: .5em;">'''Average Episode Length'''<br>
21 minutes, 07 seconds<br></div>
25 minutes, 17 seconds<br></div>
<div style="padding: .5em; background: rgba(0,0,0,0.1)">'''Longest Episode'''<br>
<div style="padding: .5em; background: rgba(0,0,0,0.1)">'''Longest Episode'''<br>
[[Empire Minute 45: Veiny White Worm-Man]] (28 minutes, 15 seconds)<br></div>
[[Last Jedi Minute 133: Totally Teens]] (34 minutes, 42 seconds)<br></div>
<div style="padding: .5em;)">'''Shortest Episode'''<br>
<div style="padding: .5em;)">'''Shortest Episode'''<br>
[[Empire Minute 41: Beep Boop]] (13 minutes, 40 seconds)</div></div>
[[Empire Minute 41: Beep Boop]] (13 minutes, 40 seconds)<br></div>
<div style="font-size:.75em; background: #AFC0AF; padding: 1em;">This information complete as of the TPM - AOTC Hiatus</div>


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Latest revision as of 20:46, 8 August 2021

Elliott is a four-time Emmy award-winning writer and comedian. He is former head writer for the The Daily Show with Jon Steward, and is currently the lead writer for Mystery Science Theater 3000. He's also written for Marvel Comics, Discover Magazine, Metro Newspaper, and has had many pieces rejected by The New Yorker. He performs infrequently as a stand-up, the highlight of which was taking part in a USO Tour of Afghanistan. He's also performed as one half of the sketch duo The Hypocrites, as co-host of the internet radio show Fist City, and host of no less than three different untelevised talk shows with his name in the title. He is an eternal co-host on the Flophouse Podcast and Popeye's chicken diehard. He graduated from NYU's Dramatic Writing Program in 2002. And yes, that's his actual voice.

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Total Airtime
8 hours, 25 minutes, 49 seconds
Average Episode Length
25 minutes, 17 seconds
Longest Episode
Last Jedi Minute 133: Totally Teens (34 minutes, 42 seconds)
Shortest Episode
Empire Minute 41: Beep Boop (13 minutes, 40 seconds)

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