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Joseph Scrimshaw is a comedian and writer based in Los Angeles. In addition to his many writing and performing credits he has a comedy podcast about liking things a little too much called OBSESSED (With Joseph Scrimshaw). The podcast has been featured multiple times on iTunes as “New & Noteworthy” and a “Staff Favorite” in comedy. He is only happy when talking about Emperor Palpatine, and he lives to tweet jokes.
 
He has released a Star Wars comedy album called [http://josephscrimshaw.bandcamp.com/album/rebel-scum "Rebel Scum"].
 
==Rank the Star Wars Movies==
==Rank the Star Wars Movies==
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5, 8, 4, 7, 6, 3, R1, 1, 2, Clone Wars movie ([[Revenge of the Sith 104|ROTS 104]])
==[[Phantom Menace number|Phantom Menace Number]]==
==[[Phantom Menace number|Phantom Menace Number]]==
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<!-- The number of times they saw the phantom menace in the theatre (plus additional info about DVD etc if available -->
3 in theaters, at least 17 times since then


==Web Links==
==Web Links==
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*http://www.twitter.com/JosephScrimshaw
*http://www​.josephscrimshaw.com/<br>


==Appearances==
==Appearances==
<!-- Links to wiki pages for episodes they appear in -->
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[[Empire Minute 81: Wall of Sad Lobots]] <br/>
* [[Empire Minute 81: Wall of Sad Lobots]]  
[[Empire Minute 82: Tourists]] <br/>
* [[Empire Minute 82: Tourists]]  
[[Empire Minute 83: There Are No Ghosts]] <br>
* [[Empire Minute 83: There Are No Ghosts]] <br>
[[Empire Minute 84: The Minnesota Good-Bye]] <br/>
* [[Empire Minute 84: The Minnesota Good-Bye]]  
[[Empire Minute 85: Duke Starkiller]] <br/>
* [[Empire Minute 85: Duke Starkiller]]  
[[Jedi Minute 91: Three-Jedi Monte]] <br/>
* [[Jedi Minute 91: Three-Jedi Monte]]  
[[Jedi Minute 92: Throwing Darths]] <br/>
* [[Jedi Minute 92: Throwing Darths]]  
[[Jedi Minute 93: Two Big Thumbs Up]] <br/>
* [[Jedi Minute 93: Two Big Thumbs Up]]  
[[Jedi Minute 94: The Most Moist Alien]] <br/>
* [[Jedi Minute 94: The Most Moist Alien]]  
[[Jedi Minute 95: Thanks, Captain]] <br/>
* [[Jedi Minute 95: Thanks, Captain]]
* [[Phantom Menace Minute 51: Jerk Planet]]
* [[Phantom Menace Minute 52: Dark Jazz]]
* [[Phantom Menace Minute 53: Hakuna Matata]]
* [[Phantom Menace Minute 54: Even the Biggest Idiot]]
* [[Phantom Menace Minute 55: So Platonic]]
* [[Attack of the Clones Minute 41: Bibblesplaining]]
* [[Attack of the Clones Minute 42: Blissex]]
* [[Attack of the Clones Minute 43: Wet Equivocation]]
* [[Attack of the Clones Minute 44: Good Typo]]
* [[Attack of the Clones Minute 45: Creepy Swallow]]
* [[Revenge of the Sith Minute 101: Revelation Dickie]]
* [[Revenge of the Sith Minute 102: Figuratively Crying]]
* [[Revenge of the Sith Minute 103: The Refresher]]
* [[Revenge of the Sith Minute 104: A Whole Lotta Landin']]
* [[Revenge of the Sith Minute 105: Haydenvader]]
* [[Notes of Hope]]
* [[The Force Awakens Minute 111: Laser Focused]]
* [[The Force Awakens Minute 112: Not Done Yet]]
* [[The Force Awakens Minute 113: A Bad Day for Shoulders]]
* [[The Force Awakens Minute 114: Hit the Target Hard]]
* [[The Force Awakens Minute 115: Buttan Filoti]]
* [[Rogue One Minute 71: Laser Jerk]]
* [[Rogue One Minute 72: An Angry Military Mister Rogers]]
* [[Rogue One Minute 73: Fighting the Phantom Menace]]
* [[Rogue One Minute 74: Vader's Place]]
* [[Rogue One Minute 75: Vader Vowels]]
* [[Last Jedi Minute 96: Hiding in the Garbage]]
* [[Last Jedi Minute 97: Anxiety Force]]
* [[Last Jedi Minute 98: The Naughty Side of the Force]]
* [[Last Jedi Minute 99: Tall Charlie Brown]]
* [[Last Jedi Minute 100: Give Me Everything]]
* [[Solo Minute 61: Landonis Poker (with Joseph Scrimshaw)]]
* [[Solo Minute 62: The Fireworks Hole (with Joseph Scrimshaw)]]
* [[Solo Minute 63: Wookiee Oomph (with Joseph Scrimshaw)]]
* [[Solo Minute 64: Incredibly Sad Things (with Joseph Scrimshaw)]]
* [[Solo Minute 65: HeroClix (with Joseph Scrimshaw)]]
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*[[Star Wars Minute: Weekend Edition 42]]
</div></div>
 
==Statistics==
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<div style="padding: .5em; background: rgba(0,0,0,0.1)">'''Total Airtime'''<br>
16 hours, 43 minutes, 49 seconds<br></div>
<div style="padding: .5em;">'''Average Episode Length'''<br>
26 minutes, 25 seconds<br></div>
<div style="padding: .5em; background: rgba(0,0,0,0.1)">'''Longest Episode'''<br>
[[Star Wars Minute: LIVE! in L.A. Part 1]] (40 minutes, 26 seconds)<br></div>
<div style="padding: .5em;)">'''Shortest Episode'''<br>
[[Empire Minute 81: Wall of Sad Lobots]] (15 minutes, 45 seconds)<br></div>
 
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Revision as of 09:19, 27 May 2022

Joseph Scrimshaw is a comedian and writer based in Los Angeles. In addition to his many writing and performing credits he has a comedy podcast about liking things a little too much called OBSESSED (With Joseph Scrimshaw). The podcast has been featured multiple times on iTunes as “New & Noteworthy” and a “Staff Favorite” in comedy. He is only happy when talking about Emperor Palpatine, and he lives to tweet jokes.

He has released a Star Wars comedy album called "Rebel Scum".

Rank the Star Wars Movies

5, 8, 4, 7, 6, 3, R1, 1, 2, Clone Wars movie (ROTS 104)

Phantom Menace Number

3 in theaters, at least 17 times since then

Web Links

Appearances

SWM

Statistics

Total Airtime
16 hours, 43 minutes, 49 seconds
Average Episode Length
26 minutes, 25 seconds
Longest Episode
Star Wars Minute: LIVE! in L.A. Part 1 (40 minutes, 26 seconds)
Shortest Episode
Empire Minute 81: Wall of Sad Lobots (15 minutes, 45 seconds)

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