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==Date==
==Date==
February 24th, 2021
February 24th, 2021
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[[Asterios Kokkinos]] and [[Sirancha]]
[[Asterios Kokkinos]] and [[Sirancha]]
==Notes==
==Notes==
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we know that kylo Ren home Spader in high regard what does snow? Or is he just saying that because he knows the kylo ren does. We know that Palpatine can't have a high opinion of a true because Spader gave him the Old Ship tossed. What is snoke's plan / why is Palpatine having him toy with kylo Ren? We don't think snoke is literally a puppet where Palpatine is controlling him all the time although he was a little tough it was Palpatine's hand inside of it it would be funny but later gets cut in half. Better notes the body of Darth Maul was played by Ray Park who was towed in the X-Men franchise.
Having Snoke being a puppet makes him worthless as a character.
The collective noun for "snokes"
Since there are so many snoke's, they should have been able to take care of the resistance themselves. The resistance is very small which is surprising you think there will be more people who would be against the first order. But maybe it's like they're locked who don't like the first order but very few who are willing to do anything about it. Her Wikipedia snook took kylo Ren to Dagobah to take the Magic Tree test while he was training him. He saw Luke Skywalker and he killed him. But he also told his parents who he could not kill. Imagine snoke tromping around a guy in his girl pajamas he must have gotten filthy. Raise quote Magic Tree moments quotes in the next one. Thesaurus Matt theory that the Magic Tree is really just Yoda's haunted house. Updates to Disney Star Tours ride since rise of Skywalker came out. Mysterious paraphrasing sriracha upon learning that there was a dianoga on the Death Star crashed planets I don't care Alex quotes you already knew that I follow him on Tik Tak better notes Alex's cat is named Tic Tac. Today's pork fact is that there are three no four porg toys you can buy a Galaxy's Edge depending on how much money you want to blow on them the ranch if you want to get drunk with a porg... referenced the monkey brains scene from Temple of Doom asterios resentfully gosh-darn-it you figure out you figured out everything Walt this is a beautiful experience Pete I'm going to take this poor to the bathroom so I'm sure he has to go I'll be right back is he the DJ or is he the rathtar? Trivia question asked now answered tomorrow: snoke calls kylo Ren Mighty where else in Star Wars have we heard the year the word mighty being used(up to this point) are there enough brackets mighty's brackets to get us a boss tone what's the exchange rate? P quotes 221 or what a stereo that's the impression I get. Maybe call the hotline? -->
===Film===
===Film===
*Starts with Snoke bragging about his "sharp tool" and it ends with Snoke saying that maybe he was mistaken.
*Starts with Snoke bragging about his "sharp tool" and it ends with Snoke saying that maybe he was mistaken.
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**Could he appear in Star Wars another role? He of all people could be anything.
**Could he appear in Star Wars another role? He of all people could be anything.
***Actors who played double (or triple) duty in Star Wars.
***Actors who played double (or triple) duty in Star Wars.
***Mentioned Burnell Tucker.
***Mentioned: {{Wookiee|Burnell Tucker|}}.
***Anthony Daniels and Ahmed Best [[Attack of the Clones 23|in ''Attack of the Clones'']].
***Anthony Daniels and Ahmed Best [[Attack of the Clones 23|in ''Attack of the Clones'']].
*This scene is just bad guys being crappy to each other.
*This scene is just bad guys being crappy to each other.
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*Discussion of the word 'Cur' and "Les Miserables".
*Discussion of the word 'Cur' and "Les Miserables".
*Does Snoke know he's a puppet? How much agency does he really have?
*Does Snoke know he's a puppet? How much agency does he really have?
**Maybe his memory is wipef when he was born.
**Maybe his memory is wiped when he was born.
**Maybe it's like Dooku, where he thought he was on the plan, but then Palpatine turned on him.
**Maybe it's like Dooku, where he thought he was on the plan, but then Palpatine turned on him.
*Pete likes musicals but has not seen or heard "Les Mis".  
*Pete likes musicals but has not seen or heard "Les Mis".  
**North Korean Museum gifts from around the world to our glorious leader.
**North Korean Museum containing [[Wikipedia:International Friendship Exhibition|gifts from around the world to our glorious leader]].
***"Anne Hathaway teeth" are like "chunks of the Berlin Wall" – don't be fooled by imitations!
***Phony "Anne Hathaway teeth" are like "chunks of the Berlin Wall" – don't be fooled by imitations!
***Supposedly Uday Hussein's favorite movie was ''Air Bud'' and he own multiple copies. An imaginedrRift in the "Air Bud" fandom between ''Air Bud'' and ''Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver''.
***Supposedly Uday Hussein's favorite movie was ''Air Bud'' and he own multiple copies. An imagined rift in the "Air Bud" fandom between ''Air Bud'' and ''Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver''.
*We know that Kylo Ren holds Vader in high regard but does Snoke? Or is he just dangling the comparison with Vader in his face because he knows the Kylo Ren does.
**We know that Palpatine can't have a high opinion of him because Vader gave him the ol' shoot toss.
**What is Snoke's plan / why is Palpatine having him toy with Kylo Ren?
**We don't think Snoke is literally a puppet where Palpatine is controlling him all the time, although if he was (with Palpatine's hand inside of  him controlling him) it would be funny later when he gets cut in half.
***Having Snoke being a puppet makes him worthless as a character.
**The collective noun for "Snokes".
***Since there are so many Snokes, they should have been able to take care of the Resistance themselves: the Resistance is very small which is surprising since you'd think there would be more people who would be against the First Order.
****But maybe it's like there's a lot of people who don't like the First Order, but very few who are willing to do anything about it.
*Per Wookieepedia, Snoke took Kylo Ren to Dagobah to take the [[The Empire Strikes Back 64|Magic Tree]] test while he was training him.
**He saw Luke Skywalker and he killed him. But he also saw his parents whom he could not kill. Imagine Snoke tromping around Dagobah in his gold pajamas. He must have gotten filthy.
**Rey's "Magic Tree" moment(s) in the next film. The SWM theory that the Magic Tree is really just [[The Empire Strikes Back 63|Yoda's haunted house]].
*Updates to Disney Star Tours ride since rise of Skywalker came out.
*Today's porg fact: there are <s>three</s> four porg toys you can buy a Galaxy's Edge (depending on how much money you/your parents want to blow on them).
**If you want to get drunk with a porg there's a porg tiki mug. Referenced the monkey brains scene from [[Indiana Jones Minute|Temple of Doom]], "[[Wikipedia:He%27s_the_DJ,_I%27m_the_Rapper|He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper]]" (album by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince).
*Trivia question asked now and answered [[The Last Jedi 19|tomorrow]]: Snoke calls Kylo Ren "mighty". Where else in Star Wars have we heard the word 'mighty' being used (up to this point)?
**Maybe call the [[8-DAY-GREEDO|hotline]]?
 
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*27:06 podcast episode length.
*27:06 podcast episode length.
*Mark Hamill appeared alongside his "identical twin cousin" Luke Skywalker in the [[Star Wars Minute: LIVE! in L.A. Part 1|Muppet Star Wars episode]].
*Mark Hamill appeared alongside his "identical twin cousin" Luke Skywalker in the [[Star Wars Minute: LIVE! in L.A. Part 1|Muppet Star Wars episode]].
*Wiktionary.org defines 'cur' as:
<blockquote><big>'''Noun'''</big>
'''cur''' (''plural'' '''curs''')
#(dated or humorous) A contemptible or inferior dog.
#(dated or humorous) A detestable person.</blockquote>
*''Air Bud'' is about a dog that can play basketball. It spawned numerous sequels and spin-offs.
*''Air Bud'' is about a dog that can play basketball. It spawned numerous sequels and spin-offs.
*Asterios get so excited talking about Watto (and to lesser extent, Dexter Jettster) that his headphones fall off.  
*Asterios get so excited talking about Watto (and to lesser extent, Dexter Jettster) that his headphones fall off.
*Link to Addison Rae's [https://www.tiktok.com/@addisonre TikTok].
*The body of Darth Maul was played by Ray Park who was Toad in the X-Men franchise.
*One of Alex's cats (who frequently makes an appearance in the videos) is named [[Tic Tac]].
 
==Quotes==
==Quotes==
*'''Pete:''' (Coining a phrase) As "happy as a cur", that guy.
*'''Pete:''' (Coining a phrase) As "happy as a cur", that guy.
*'''Sirancha:''' I believe his [Jean Valjean] name is artoo-detoo?
*'''Sirancha:''' I believe his [Jean Valjean] name is artoo-detoo?
*'''Asterios:''' (still talking about "Les Mis") This movie's boring I want to talk about a better movie [...] wait no why is 'cur' popular, I just talked a lot and didn't say anything.
*'''Asterios:''' (still talking about "Les Mis") This movie's boring and stinks, I want to talk about a better movie! [] wait, do you guys know what&mdash;why is 'cur' a popular&mdash;I just talked a lot, I didn't say anything.
*'''Sirancha:''' if I were Snoke and I knew they were forty thousand backup Snokes, I wouldn't be too keen on executing Palpatine's plans.
*'''Sirancha:''' if I were Snoke and I knew they were forty thousand backup Snokes, I wouldn't be too keen on executing Palpatine's plans.
*'''Asterios:''' (referring to Russell Crowe) Phone-thrower McYells-a-lot.
*'''Asterios:''' (referring to Russell Crowe) Phone-thrower McYells-a-lot?
<blockquote>'''Asterios:''' (singing operatically as Russell Crowe) ...you stole a loaf of bread! You stole the bread, you're a cur! You're always gonna be a cur!—and I was like "exit stage Kokkinos!".</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''Asterios:''' (singing operatically as Russell Crowe) …you stole a loaf of bread! You stole the bread, you're a cur! You're always gonna be a cur!—and I was like "exit stage Kokkinos!".</blockquote>
*'''Pete:''' The movie bombed so bad Ann Hathaway had to sell her teeth. '''Sirancha:''' It's really sad that that's what millionaire actresses are forced to go to.
*'''Pete:''' The movie bombed so bad Ann Hathaway had to sell her teeth. '''Sirancha:''' It's really sad that that's what millionaire actresses are forced to go to.
*'''Alex:''' (as Watto) Money is no good here, only molars!
*'''Alex:''' (as Watto) Money is no good here, only molars!
*'''Alex:''' They had to put the whole [Air Bud] franchise on "paws" [pause].
*'''Alex:''' They had to put the whole [Air Bud] franchise on "paws" [pause].
*'''Alex:''' Speaking of verbal humiliation...  
*'''Alex:''' Speaking of verbal humiliation...
==Link==
*'''Asterios:''' (upon learning that there was a dianoga in Star Tours on the planet where the Death Star II crashed) ...And I said to Sirancha, "Hey that's a [dianoga]!" and she was like "Yeah I <prevaricating noises> I don't care". '''Pete:''' "Obviously. Duh". '''Alex:''' "I follow him on [sic] Tic Tac".
*'''Asterios:''' (resentfully) Gosh-darn-it, you figured out everything Walt [Disney]! This ''is'' a beautiful experience.
*'''Pete:''' I'm going to take this porg to the bathroom. '''Sirancha:''' He needs to go. I'll be right back.
*'''Pete:''' Are there enough ['mighty's] to get us a "[[Wikipedia:The_Mighty_Mighty_Bosstones|Boss Tone]]? What's the exchange rate? Is that still two to one, or what? '''Asterios:''' Well that's the impression that I get.
 
==Links==
;Audio only: https://www.starwarsminute.com/2021/02/23/last-jedi-minute-18-bring-the-porg/
;Audio only: https://www.starwarsminute.com/2021/02/23/last-jedi-minute-18-bring-the-porg/
;Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyaTyDZW844
;Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyaTyDZW844
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Date

February 24th, 2021

Summary

Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha take a break from The Loudest Podcast to observe a tense meeting between Snoke and his pupil Kylo Ren!

Guests

Asterios Kokkinos and Sirancha

Notes

Film

  • Starts with Snoke bragging about his "sharp tool" and it ends with Snoke saying that maybe he was mistaken.

Podcast

  • Since there are no porgs in this minute, Asterios and Sirancha will have to "bring the porg".
  • Thoughts on Andy Serkis.
    • Could he appear in Star Wars another role? He of all people could be anything.
  • This scene is just bad guys being crappy to each other.
    • Snoke starts bad-mouthing Hux the moment he leaves, actually before the elevator doors are even closed.
  • Discussion of the word 'Cur' and "Les Miserables".
  • Does Snoke know he's a puppet? How much agency does he really have?
    • Maybe his memory is wiped when he was born.
    • Maybe it's like Dooku, where he thought he was on the plan, but then Palpatine turned on him.
  • Pete likes musicals but has not seen or heard "Les Mis".
    • North Korean Museum containing gifts from around the world to our glorious leader.
      • Phony "Anne Hathaway teeth" are like "chunks of the Berlin Wall" – don't be fooled by imitations!
      • Supposedly Uday Hussein's favorite movie was Air Bud and he own multiple copies. An imagined rift in the "Air Bud" fandom between Air Bud and Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver.
  • We know that Kylo Ren holds Vader in high regard but does Snoke? Or is he just dangling the comparison with Vader in his face because he knows the Kylo Ren does.
    • We know that Palpatine can't have a high opinion of him because Vader gave him the ol' shoot toss.
    • What is Snoke's plan / why is Palpatine having him toy with Kylo Ren?
    • We don't think Snoke is literally a puppet where Palpatine is controlling him all the time, although if he was (with Palpatine's hand inside of him controlling him) it would be funny later when he gets cut in half.
      • Having Snoke being a puppet makes him worthless as a character.
    • The collective noun for "Snokes".
      • Since there are so many Snokes, they should have been able to take care of the Resistance themselves: the Resistance is very small which is surprising since you'd think there would be more people who would be against the First Order.
        • But maybe it's like there's a lot of people who don't like the First Order, but very few who are willing to do anything about it.
  • Per Wookieepedia, Snoke took Kylo Ren to Dagobah to take the Magic Tree test while he was training him.
    • He saw Luke Skywalker and he killed him. But he also saw his parents whom he could not kill. Imagine Snoke tromping around Dagobah in his gold pajamas. He must have gotten filthy.
    • Rey's "Magic Tree" moment(s) in the next film. The SWM theory that the Magic Tree is really just Yoda's haunted house.
  • Updates to Disney Star Tours ride since rise of Skywalker came out.
  • Today's porg fact: there are three four porg toys you can buy a Galaxy's Edge (depending on how much money you/your parents want to blow on them).
  • Trivia question asked now and answered tomorrow: Snoke calls Kylo Ren "mighty". Where else in Star Wars have we heard the word 'mighty' being used (up to this point)?

Meta Minute

  • 27:06 podcast episode length.
  • Mark Hamill appeared alongside his "identical twin cousin" Luke Skywalker in the Muppet Star Wars episode.
  • Wiktionary.org defines 'cur' as:

Noun

cur (plural curs)

  1. (dated or humorous) A contemptible or inferior dog.
  2. (dated or humorous) A detestable person.
  • Air Bud is about a dog that can play basketball. It spawned numerous sequels and spin-offs.
  • Asterios get so excited talking about Watto (and to lesser extent, Dexter Jettster) that his headphones fall off.
  • Link to Addison Rae's TikTok.
  • The body of Darth Maul was played by Ray Park who was Toad in the X-Men franchise.
  • One of Alex's cats (who frequently makes an appearance in the videos) is named Tic Tac.

Quotes

  • Pete: (Coining a phrase) As "happy as a cur", that guy.
  • Sirancha: I believe his [Jean Valjean] name is artoo-detoo?
  • Asterios: (still talking about "Les Mis") This movie's boring and stinks, I want to talk about a better movie! […] wait, do you guys know what—why is 'cur' a popular—I just talked a lot, I didn't say anything.
  • Sirancha: if I were Snoke and I knew they were forty thousand backup Snokes, I wouldn't be too keen on executing Palpatine's plans.
  • Asterios: (referring to Russell Crowe) Phone-thrower McYells-a-lot?

Asterios: (singing operatically as Russell Crowe) …you stole a loaf of bread! You stole the bread, you're a cur! You're always gonna be a cur!—and I was like "exit stage Kokkinos!".

  • Pete: The movie bombed so bad Ann Hathaway had to sell her teeth. Sirancha: It's really sad that that's what millionaire actresses are forced to go to.
  • Alex: (as Watto) Money is no good here, only molars!
  • Alex: They had to put the whole [Air Bud] franchise on "paws" [pause].
  • Alex: Speaking of verbal humiliation...
  • Asterios: (upon learning that there was a dianoga in Star Tours on the planet where the Death Star II crashed) ...And I said to Sirancha, "Hey that's a [dianoga]!" and she was like "Yeah I <prevaricating noises> I don't care". Pete: "Obviously. Duh". Alex: "I follow him on [sic] Tic Tac".
  • Asterios: (resentfully) Gosh-darn-it, you figured out everything Walt [Disney]! This is a beautiful experience.
  • Pete: I'm going to take this porg to the bathroom. Sirancha: He needs to go. I'll be right back.
  • Pete: Are there enough ['mighty's] to get us a "Boss Tone? What's the exchange rate? Is that still two to one, or what? Asterios: Well that's the impression that I get.

Links

Audio only
https://www.starwarsminute.com/2021/02/23/last-jedi-minute-18-bring-the-porg/
Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyaTyDZW844

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