Last Jedi Minute 18: Bring the Porg
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Date
February 24th, 2021
Summary
Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha take a break from The Loudest Podcast to observe a tense meeting between Snoke and his pupil Kylo Ren!
Guests
Asterios Kokkinos and Sirancha
Notes
Film
- Starts with Snoke bragging about his "sharp tool" and it ends with Snoke saying that maybe he was mistaken.
Podcast
- Since there are no porgs in this minute, Asterios and Sirancha will have to "bring the porg".
- Thoughts on Andy Serkis.
- Could he appear in Star Wars another role? He of all people could be anything.
- Actors who played double (or triple) duty in Star Wars.
- Mentioned Burnell Tucker.
- Anthony Daniels and Ahmed Best in Attack of the Clones.
- Could he appear in Star Wars another role? He of all people could be anything.
- This scene is just bad guys being crappy to each other.
- Snoke starts bad-mouthing Hux the moment he leaves, actually before the elevator doors are even closed.
- Discussion of the word 'Cur' and "Les Miserables".
- Does Snoke know he's a puppet? How much agency does he really have?
- Maybe his memory is wipef when he was born.
- Maybe it's like Dooku, where he thought he was on the plan, but then Palpatine turned on him.
- Pete likes musicals but has not seen or heard "Les Mis".
- North Korean Museum gifts from around the world to our glorious leader.
- "Anne Hathaway teeth" are like "chunks of the Berlin Wall" – don't be fooled by imitations!
- Supposedly Uday Hussein's favorite movie was Air Bud and he own multiple copies. An imaginedrRift in the "Air Bud" fandom between Air Bud and Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver.
- North Korean Museum gifts from around the world to our glorious leader.
Meta Minute
- 27:06 podcast episode length.
- Mark Hamill appeared alongside his "identical twin cousin" Luke Skywalker in the Muppet Star Wars episode.
- Air Bud is about a dog that can play basketball. It spawned numerous sequels and spin-offs.
- Asterios get so excited talking about Watto that his headphones fall off.
Quotes
- Pete: (Coining a phrase) As "happy as a cur", that guy.
- Sirancha: I believe his [Jean Valjean] name is artoo-detoo?
- Asterios: (still talking about "Les Mis") This movie's boring I want to talk about a better movie [...] wait no why is 'cur' popular, I just talked a lot and didn't say anything.
- Sirancha: if I were Snoke and I knew they were forty thousand backup Snokes, I wouldn't be too keen on executing Palpatine's plans.
- Asterios: (referring to Russell Crowe) Phone-thrower McYells-a-lot.
Asterios: (singing operatically as Russell Crowe) ...you stole a loaf of bread! You stole the bread, you're a cur! You're always gonna be a cur!—and I was like "exit stage Kokkinos!".
- Pete: The movie bombed so bad Ann Hathaway had to sell her teeth. Sirancha: It's really sad that that's what millionaire actresses are forced to go to.
- Alex: (as Watto) Money is no good here, only molars!
- Alex: they had to put the whole [Air Bud] franchise on "paws" [pause].
- Alex: Speaking of verbal humiliation...
Link
- Audio only
- https://www.starwarsminute.com/2021/02/23/last-jedi-minute-18-bring-the-porg/
- Video
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyaTyDZW844