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Today's porg fact is that they know how to use tools [citation needed]. Final porg fact from Sirancha: the collective noun for porgs is a murder of Porgs. Meta notes my list of Star Wars collective nouns. Pete all birds are evil. Sirancha yeah I'd die by a murder of Porgs, that's fine.
Today's porg fact is that they know how to use tools [citation needed]. Final porg fact from Sirancha: the collective noun for porgs is a murder of Porgs. Meta notes my list of Star Wars collective nouns. Pete all birds are evil. Sirancha yeah I'd die by a murder of Porgs, that's fine.
Alternative notions for the collective name. Meta notes a group of puffins is called a circus. Also a colony, a puffinry, a burrow, a gathering, or an I'm probability. A group of pugs is called a grumble. And a Group of noisy parrots is a pandemonium.
Alternative notions for the collective name. Meta notes a group of puffins is called a circus. Also a colony, a puffinry, a burrow, a gathering, or an I'm probability. A group of pugs is called a grumble. And a Group of noisy parrots is a pandemonium.
Alex's final porg facts: porgs were retconned into TFA since we do see birds flying around.
Alex's final porg facts: porgs were Alex's final porg facts: porgs were retconned into TFA since we do see birds flying around.
Porgs are like pigeons in that they're not great fliers but they sneak aboard ships or get traded/smuggled around everywhere.
Porgs are like pigeons in that they're not great fliers but they sneak aboard ships or get traded/smuggled around everywhere.
Rock doves also called rock pigeons are native to North Africa Europe and Western Asia. They were domesticated as early as 5000 years ago (perhaps the first domesticated birds) and the feral pigeons you see in most major cities around the world are descended from these.
Rock doves also called rock pigeons are native to North Africa Europe and Western Asia. They were domesticated as early as 5000 years ago (perhaps the first domesticated birds) and the feral pigeons you see in most major cities around the world are descended from these.
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Pete in the 60's it was all "folk pigeons" but then Dylan went electric.
Pete in the 60's it was all "folk pigeons" but then Dylan went electric.
Referenced Bob Dylan tr8or. Feral parrots of Pasadena.  
Referenced Bob Dylan tr8or. Feral parrots of Pasadena.  
Argentinian monk parrots in the graveyard
Asterios and Alex *dueling cryptkeeper impressions* Pete I don't have a good pun or a good crypt keeper [sic] impersonation.
Last porg fact: the porgs thought that when rey called Chewbacca "Chewie", she meant "chewy" and she was describing him. I guess porgs speak English? Is that canon? Luke taught them. Referenced tiktok of Oz
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***Or anytime anybody breaks something they can blame Kylo Ren (he's the "not me").
***Or anytime anybody breaks something they can blame Kylo Ren (he's the "not me").
*Elevators in every Star Wars, except for ''The Force Awakens''.
*Elevators in every Star Wars, except for ''The Force Awakens''.
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|Star Wars||In the detention block when Luke and Han are dressed as stormtroopers and they're facing the wrong way.
|Star Wars||In the detention block when Luke and Han are dressed as stormtroopers and they're facing the wrong way.
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|Empire||on Cloud City they're escaping Stormtroopers and go into an elevator. Also Vader has excellent elevator timing. And glucose up on a platform when he's in the carbon-freezing chamber.
|Empire||on Cloud City they're escaping Stormtroopers and go into an elevator. Also Vader has excellent elevator timing. And glucose up on a platform when he's in the carbon-freezing chamber. Return of the Jedi Luke and Vader show to the emperor's Throne Room by an elevator Phantom Menace Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan on the Emoji and ship. But double check that one. It's at the Clones the first time we see a adult Anakin together with OB Juan is in an elevator difference between on-screen versus novelization.
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|Return of the Jedi||Luke and Vader show up to the Emperor's throne room vis an elevator.
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|Phantom Menace||Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan on the Nemoidean ship. But double check that one.
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|Attack of the Clones||The first time we see a adult Anakin together with Obi-Wan is in an elevator difference between on-screen versus novelization.
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|Revenge of the Sith||Elevator hijinks.
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*What porg merch are our guests still looking for?
*What porg merch are our guests still looking for?

Revision as of 20:06, 14 March 2021

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Date

February 26th, 2021

Summary

Guest commentators Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha spark a debate about whether Kylo's helmet is totally excellent or ridiculous excrement!

Guests

Asterios Kokkinos and Sirancha

Notes

Film

  • Starts with Snoke thinking that Kylo Ren would be the one to snuff it out, and ends with Rey telling Luke that there's no light left in Kylo Ren (so I guess he did snuff it out).

Podcast

  • Snoke is continuing to be verbally abusive toward kylo Ren.
    • Despite being the guy that killed Han Solo (one of our favorite characters) we actually do feel a little sorry for Kylo Ren (thanks a lot, Rian).
    • The running theme that the First Order is like the world's worst office.
      • They probably all talk about Kylo Ren behind his back. There's a betting pool to determine when he's going to throw his next tantrum.
      • Or anytime anybody breaks something they can blame Kylo Ren (he's the "not me").
  • Elevators in every Star Wars, except for The Force Awakens.
Film
Star Wars In the detention block when Luke and Han are dressed as stormtroopers and they're facing the wrong way.
Empire on Cloud City they're escaping Stormtroopers and go into an elevator. Also Vader has excellent elevator timing. And glucose up on a platform when he's in the carbon-freezing chamber. Return of the Jedi Luke and Vader show to the emperor's Throne Room by an elevator Phantom Menace Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan on the Emoji and ship. But double check that one. It's at the Clones the first time we see a adult Anakin together with OB Juan is in an elevator difference between on-screen versus novelization.
  • What porg merch are our guests still looking for?
    • Asterios wants the bigfoot porg (from the Bigfoot plush line)
    • And then there's the porg piebird (Williams and Sonoma).
    • Asterios and Sirancha should set up a wishlist.

Meta Minute

  • 28:05 podcast episode length.
  • We are now only 1/8th the way through this movie (12.5%).

Quotes

Links

Audio only
https://www.starwarsminute.com/2021/02/26/last-jedi-minute-20-rock-pigeons/
Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-I87adDNrU

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