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Meadow notes the we're smarter than this conversation actually happened in the corridor but there are goofy scenes in an elevator in Star Wars 3. | Meadow notes the we're smarter than this conversation actually happened in the corridor but there are goofy scenes in an elevator in Star Wars 3. | ||
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Today's porg fact is that they know how to use tools [citation needed]. Final porg fact from Sirancha: the collective noun for porgs is a murder of Porgs. Meta notes my list of Star Wars collective nouns. Pete all birds are evil. Sirancha yeah I'd die by a murder of Porgs, that's fine. | Today's porg fact is that they know how to use tools [citation needed]. Final porg fact from Sirancha: the collective noun for porgs is a murder of Porgs. Meta notes my list of Star Wars collective nouns. Pete all birds are evil. Sirancha yeah I'd die by a murder of Porgs, that's fine. | ||
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*Snoke is continuing to be verbally abusive toward Kylo Ren. | *Snoke is continuing to be verbally abusive toward Kylo Ren. | ||
**Despite being the guy that killed Han Solo (one of our favorite characters) we actually do feel a little sorry for Kylo Ren (thanks a lot, Rian). | **Despite being the guy that killed Han Solo (one of our favorite characters) we actually do feel a little sorry for Kylo Ren (thanks a lot, Rian). | ||
**The running theme that the First Order is like the world's worst office. | **The running theme that the First Order is like [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaOSCASqLsE the world's worst office]. | ||
***They probably all talk about Kylo Ren behind his back. There's a betting pool to determine when he's going to throw his next tantrum. | ***They probably all [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brbrdnh74yA talk about Kylo Ren behind his back]. There's a betting pool to determine when he's going to throw his next tantrum. | ||
***Or anytime anybody breaks something they can blame Kylo Ren (he's the "not me"). | ***Or anytime anybody breaks something they can blame Kylo Ren (he's the "not me"). | ||
<h4>Elevators</h4> | <h4>Elevators</h4> | ||
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*Sirancha loves porgs but does not like baby Yoda (because everybody else does). Referenced: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8nBdr6zXKA baby Yoda getting punched for ten hours]. | *Sirancha loves porgs but does not like baby Yoda (because everybody else does). Referenced: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8nBdr6zXKA baby Yoda getting punched for ten hours]. | ||
**Baby Yoda eating many creatures and eggs. Could he eat a porg/porglet/porg egg? | **Baby Yoda eating many creatures and eggs. Could he eat a porg/porglet/porg egg? | ||
***Porglets are disgusting-looking. The only thing that looks uglier as a baby is birds, and porgs are no exception. | |||
*Porgs seem like they shouldn't be able to fly. Or really swim all that well. | |||
*What porg merch are our guests still looking for? | *What porg merch are our guests still looking for? | ||
**Asterios wants the bigfoot porg (from the Bigfoot plush line) | **Asterios wants the bigfoot porg (from the Bigfoot plush line) | ||
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*'''Asterios:''' (quoting Sirancha, or so he claims) "I've changed my mind on baby Yoda. I love baby Yoda now". '''Sirancha:''' That sounds like hearsay. | *'''Asterios:''' (quoting Sirancha, or so he claims) "I've changed my mind on baby Yoda. I love baby Yoda now". '''Sirancha:''' That sounds like hearsay. | ||
*'''Asterios:''' [Porglets] look like po' boy... orbs. '''Sirancha:''' What do you think a po' boy is? | *'''Asterios:''' [Porglets] look like po' boy... orbs. '''Sirancha:''' What do you think a po' boy is? | ||
*'''Sirancha:''' Porgs are little stubby nubbins'. Pete repeating in cutesy voice powgs aw widdle stubby nubbins. | |||
==Links== | ==Links== | ||
;Audio only: https://www.starwarsminute.com/2021/02/26/last-jedi-minute-20-rock-pigeons/ | ;Audio only: https://www.starwarsminute.com/2021/02/26/last-jedi-minute-20-rock-pigeons/ | ||
;Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-I87adDNrU | ;Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-I87adDNrU | ||
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Date
February 26th, 2021
Summary
Guest commentators Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha spark a debate about whether Kylo's helmet is totally excellent or ridiculous excrement!
Guests
Asterios Kokkinos and Sirancha
Notes
Film
- Starts with Snoke thinking that Kylo Ren would be the one to snuff it out, and ends with Rey telling Luke that there's no light left in Kylo Ren (so I guess he did snuff it out).
Podcast
- Snoke is continuing to be verbally abusive toward Kylo Ren.
- Despite being the guy that killed Han Solo (one of our favorite characters) we actually do feel a little sorry for Kylo Ren (thanks a lot, Rian).
- The running theme that the First Order is like the world's worst office.
- They probably all talk about Kylo Ren behind his back. There's a betting pool to determine when he's going to throw his next tantrum.
- Or anytime anybody breaks something they can blame Kylo Ren (he's the "not me").
Elevators
- In every Star Wars, except for The Force Awakens.
- Instead The Force Awakens has ladders.
Other notes
- How old Adam Driver was when filming this vs. how old Hayden Christiansen was when he first played Anakin. Regardless of his exact age, he's not a 'child'.
- Looking forward to the still upcoming Obi-Wan series as a chance to redeem Hayden Christiansen, Jake Lloyd, et al.
- What if the situations had been reversed where Christiansen was more mature when we first met him (and and Driver was only 23)?
- Adam Driver's filmography. He kind of started out at the top (he didn't have far to climb).
- Sirancha loves porgs but does not like baby Yoda (because everybody else does). Referenced: baby Yoda getting punched for ten hours.
- Baby Yoda eating many creatures and eggs. Could he eat a porg/porglet/porg egg?
- Porglets are disgusting-looking. The only thing that looks uglier as a baby is birds, and porgs are no exception.
- Baby Yoda eating many creatures and eggs. Could he eat a porg/porglet/porg egg?
- Porgs seem like they shouldn't be able to fly. Or really swim all that well.
- What porg merch are our guests still looking for?
- Asterios wants the bigfoot porg (from the Bigfoot plush line)
- And then there's the porg piebird (Williams and Sonoma).
- Asterios and Sirancha should set up a wishlist.
Meta Minute
- 28:05 podcast episode length.
- We are now only 1/8th the way through this movie (12.5%).
Quotes
- Pete: …analyze scrutinize and First Order officer side-eyes...
- Asterios: Put the Ewoks in it and fill it up with losers.
- Asterios: (quoting Sirancha, or so he claims) "I've changed my mind on baby Yoda. I love baby Yoda now". Sirancha: That sounds like hearsay.
- Asterios: [Porglets] look like po' boy... orbs. Sirancha: What do you think a po' boy is?
- Sirancha: Porgs are little stubby nubbins'. Pete repeating in cutesy voice powgs aw widdle stubby nubbins.
Links
- Audio only
- https://www.starwarsminute.com/2021/02/26/last-jedi-minute-20-rock-pigeons/
- Video
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-I87adDNrU