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[[Tony Consiglio]]
[[Tony Consiglio]]
==Notes==
==Notes==
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better notes insert date of last appearance on the show. Meta notes where do they do goat races? Metanotes goats really eat tin cans check snopes. Pete quotes a regular goat-eaten can of worms. Call back to guest of the show Noah segan. Where is the lanky guy that is rian Johnson's Uncle? Could be the guy behind bb-8 in this minute. How did bb-8 do all of this? It's ridiculous. The guard is wearing a helmet yet is still knocked out by a shoe. A thing that Pete quotes from this minute all the time to his kids because I think it's hilarious is what's your story Roundy? When the other cop comes around the corner and says the DJ hands up DJ says yeah man and Pete quotes that as well without realizing that he's quoting DJ. Mentioned: the usual suspects. What if the character of DJ was just Benicio del Toro doing all the lines from his other movies. Referenced Rose Tico Torres crazy. This car is very unconscious rather than tazing first and ask questions later. These cops are glorified security guards. Call for a law and order: Canto Bight TV show. Mention: troops. The rest of the prisoners are standing by in passive rather than clamoring to be let out. I was quotes sighing ugh I know I'm Ryan Johnson's Uncle I'm in here for Life. Pete also has Ryan Johnson uncle my nephew made this movie! He's a director. Hollywood. Why have manholes in prison? It makes it really easy for prisoners to get out. And after the prisoners get out why don't they close the manhole so the guards don't know which way they went? Met a notes going off the ventilation shaft is a reference to the Naboo movie. Finn is taking on the C-3PO role in this film right now, he's very much in the back seat. Tony quotes I'm jumping the goat hound. Pete quotes poe's jacket just got stinky. Note for later: Fin and Rose have just been slogging up to their waist and sewage and will smell like it for the rest of the time they're wearing these clothes. Fathiers are named like racehorses so for every day this week Pete will give us the name of a new fathier. Alex quotes Fathier David. Referenced father Mulcahy from mash. Today's fathier name is Mynock minute. Referenced: a New York minute. Pete quotes they eat ships and die. Better notes when was the 2021 Kentucky Derby? Met a notes what the hell is an otb? Better notes manholes are round because a circle is the only shape that won't fall through its own hole. The urban legend of NASA and the space pen versus the Soviet pencil. Alex quotes farther with the fathiers.
This is the historic first meeting of bb-8 and dj. The physical and reality of things happening during the kantabite sequence, and the mechanics of how BBA takes coins loaded into him and turns them into a machine gun. Much like R2D2 Rockets you'd think that would have come in handy earlier. Repeat bb8 becomes one of the biggest problems in this movie over these next few minutes. But he could be a change machine. Hasbro needs to make a bb-8 coin bank. It could be one of those don't break the ice game is where randomly when you put a coin in his out there's a chance that a it'll set off the coin machine gun. Plug for Tony's T public store and starsmet.com/merch better note sorry no poor girl Loco shirts.
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===Film===
===Film===
*Starts with DJ finding the guards subdued and ends with Finn and Rose finding a fathier (the '''goathounds'''),
*Starts with DJ finding the guards subdued and ends with Finn and Rose finding a fathier (the '''goathounds''').
*This is the historic first meeting of BB-8 and DJ.
===Podcast===
===Podcast===
*Tony remembered [http://starwarsminute.com/tocotees his website]!
*Tony remembered [http://starwarsminute.com/tocotees his website]!
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*Fathiers look the offspring of a goat and a greyhound.
*Fathiers look the offspring of a goat and a greyhound.
**Mentioned: [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExtremeOmniGoat the trope] that goats will eat anything.
**Mentioned: [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExtremeOmniGoat the trope] that goats will eat anything.
 
*Callback to former guest of the show [[Noah Segan]]. Where is the lanky guy that is played by Rian Johnson's uncle? Could be the guy behind BB-8 in this minute?
===Meta Minute===
*How did BB-8 do all of this? It's ridiculous. **The guard is wearing a helmet, yet is still knocked out by a shoe.
*A thing that Pete quotes from this minute all the time to his kids (because they think it's hilarious) is "What's your story, Roundy?"
**When the other cop comes around the corner and says to DJ "hands up!" DJ says "yeah man" and Pete quotes that as well without realizing that he's quoting DJ.
**Mentioned: ''The Usual Suspects''. What if the character of DJ was just Benicio del Toro doing all the lines from his other movies.
**Referenced: Rose Tico [[Tase Crazy]].
*This car isn't very conscientious, rather than tazing first and asking questions later. These cops are glorified security guards.
**Call for a "[[Last Jedi Minute 64: Win Later#Podcast|Law and Order: Canto Bight]]" TV show. Mention: "Troops".
*The rest of the prisoners are standing by impassive rather than clamoring to be let out.
*Why have manholes in prison? It makes it ''really'' easy for prisoners to get out. And after the prisoners get out why don't they close the manhole so the guards don't know which way they went?
*Finn is taking on the C-3PO role in this film right now, he's very much in the back seat.
*Note for later: Finn and Rose have just been slogging up to their waists in sewage and should smell like it for the rest of the time they're wearing these clothes.
*Fathiers are named like racehorses, so for every day this week Pete will give us the name of a new fathier. Referenced Father Mulcahy from M*A*S*H.
**Today's fathier name is {{Wookiee|Mynock Minute|}}. Referenced: [[Wiktionary:New York minute|a New York minute]] .  Better notes when was the 2021 Kentucky Derby? Met a notes what the hell is an otb?
*The [''incorrect''] [https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact-or-fiction-nasa-spen/ urban legend] of NASA and the [[Wikipedia:Space Pen|space pen]] versus the Soviet pencil.
*The physical unreality of things happening during the Canto Bight sequence, and the mechanics of how BB-8 takes coins loaded into him and turns them into a machine gun.
**Much like R2-D2's rockets, you'd think that would have come in handy earlier.
***For Pete, BB-8 becomes one of the biggest problems in this movie over these next few minutes.
***But he could be a change machine and be designed for that purpose.
***Hasbro needs to make a BB-8 coin bank. It could be one of those "don't break the ice" games where randomly when you put a coin in there's a chance that a it'll set off the coin machine gun. *Plug for Tony's Teepublic store and http://starsminute.com/merch
===Meta Minute===
<!-- Notable trivia and details related to the film minute or podcast minute that wasn't mentioned within the podcast episode, but illuminates or elaborates on discussed topics. Limited to direct facts rather than opinion.-->
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*26:40 podcast episode length.
*26:40 podcast episode length.
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*TOCO last appeared on the main show on January 24th, 2020. This was less than a week before the World Health Organization [[Wikipedia:Timeline of the COVID-19 pandemic|declared COVID-19 to be a Public Health Emergency of International Concern]] (it would go on to declare it a pandemic in March of that year). But yeah, other than that, he hasn't really missed much.
*TOCO last appeared on the main show on January 24th, 2020. This was less than a week before the World Health Organization [[Wikipedia:Timeline of the COVID-19 pandemic|declared COVID-19 to be a Public Health Emergency of International Concern]] (it would go on to declare it a pandemic in March of that year). But yeah, other than that, he hasn't really missed much.
*[[Wikipedia:Goat racing|Goat racing]] is indeed a thing, and the island of Tobago in the Caribbean is known as the goat racing capital of the world.
*[[Wikipedia:Goat racing|Goat racing]] is indeed a thing, and the island of Tobago in the Caribbean is known as the goat racing capital of the world.
**Although goats are naturally curious and will sample nearly anything in their environments (and they do this by nibbling on the items in question), they are [[Wikipedia:goat#diet|surprisingly picky eaters]]. The stereotype that they eat and digest tin cans likely comes from the fact that they are trying to eat the paper and glue from can labels[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExtremeOmniGoat].
<ul><li>Manhole covers (increasingly called "maintenance hole covers) are round for [https://www.livescience.com/32441-why-are-manhole-covers-round.html a whole host of reasons].
#The first and most obvious reason is that manholes are round so of course their covers are round too.
#Many tools that humans use to make big heavy things work best when making round objects. It's a strong, material-efficient design.
#They can be rolled into place, and since they're round pretty much any direction you could set one in is the correct one.
#As Pete said, a circle will not fall through its own hole, whereas a square, for example, can.
</li></ul>
*Going up the ventilation shaft is a reference to [[Phantom Menace Minute 8: Mr. Roper|minute 8 of the Naboo movie]].
*"OTB" as it pertains to derby races refers to "off-track betting".


==Quotes==
==Quotes==
<!-- Interesting, amusing or notable things said on the podcast episode -->
*'''Pete:'''...a regular goat-eaten can of worms.
*'''Alex :''' *sighing* Ugh. I know I'm Rian Johnson's uncle, I'm in here [prison] for life. '''Pete:''' (also as Rian Johnson's uncle) My nephew made this movie! He's a director—Hollywood.
*'''Tony:''' I'm jumping the goathound.
*'''Pete:''' Poe's jacket just got ''stinky''.
*'''Alex:''' [[Father David|Fath[i]er David]].
*'''Pete:''' They "eat ships and die".
*'''Alex:''' Farther with the fathiers.
 
==Links==
==Links==
;Audio only: http://www.starwarsminute.com/2021/05/03/last-jedi-minute-66-goathounds
;Audio only: http://www.starwarsminute.com/2021/05/03/last-jedi-minute-66-goathounds
;Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmgNg5JVWHg
;Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmgNg5JVWHg
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Date

May 3rd, 2021

Summary

Break-out guest commentator Tony Consiglio returns to observe BB-8 helping spring DJ from the Canto Bight brig!

Guests

Tony Consiglio

Notes

Film

  • Starts with DJ finding the guards subdued and ends with Finn and Rose finding a fathier (the goathounds).
  • This is the historic first meeting of BB-8 and DJ.

Podcast

  • Tony remembered his website!
  • Tony has been locked in his podcasting cage since since his last appearance on the show (note: see below).
  • Fathiers look the offspring of a goat and a greyhound.
    • Mentioned: the trope that goats will eat anything.
  • Callback to former guest of the show Noah Segan. Where is the lanky guy that is played by Rian Johnson's uncle? Could be the guy behind BB-8 in this minute?
  • How did BB-8 do all of this? It's ridiculous. **The guard is wearing a helmet, yet is still knocked out by a shoe.
  • A thing that Pete quotes from this minute all the time to his kids (because they think it's hilarious) is "What's your story, Roundy?"
    • When the other cop comes around the corner and says to DJ "hands up!" DJ says "yeah man" and Pete quotes that as well without realizing that he's quoting DJ.
    • Mentioned: The Usual Suspects. What if the character of DJ was just Benicio del Toro doing all the lines from his other movies.
    • Referenced: Rose Tico Tase Crazy.
  • This car isn't very conscientious, rather than tazing first and asking questions later. These cops are glorified security guards.
  • The rest of the prisoners are standing by impassive rather than clamoring to be let out.
  • Why have manholes in prison? It makes it really easy for prisoners to get out. And after the prisoners get out why don't they close the manhole so the guards don't know which way they went?
  • Finn is taking on the C-3PO role in this film right now, he's very much in the back seat.
  • Note for later: Finn and Rose have just been slogging up to their waists in sewage and should smell like it for the rest of the time they're wearing these clothes.
  • Fathiers are named like racehorses, so for every day this week Pete will give us the name of a new fathier. Referenced Father Mulcahy from M*A*S*H.
    • Today's fathier name is Mynock Minute. Referenced: a New York minute . Better notes when was the 2021 Kentucky Derby? Met a notes what the hell is an otb?
  • The [incorrect] urban legend of NASA and the space pen versus the Soviet pencil.
  • The physical unreality of things happening during the Canto Bight sequence, and the mechanics of how BB-8 takes coins loaded into him and turns them into a machine gun.
    • Much like R2-D2's rockets, you'd think that would have come in handy earlier.
      • For Pete, BB-8 becomes one of the biggest problems in this movie over these next few minutes.
      • But he could be a change machine and be designed for that purpose.
      • Hasbro needs to make a BB-8 coin bank. It could be one of those "don't break the ice" games where randomly when you put a coin in there's a chance that a it'll set off the coin machine gun. *Plug for Tony's Teepublic store and http://starsminute.com/merch

Meta Minute

  • 26:40 podcast episode length.
  • Alex STILL cannot pronounce "fathier" anything close to correctly.
  • TOCO last appeared on the main show on January 24th, 2020. This was less than a week before the World Health Organization declared COVID-19 to be a Public Health Emergency of International Concern (it would go on to declare it a pandemic in March of that year). But yeah, other than that, he hasn't really missed much.
  • Goat racing is indeed a thing, and the island of Tobago in the Caribbean is known as the goat racing capital of the world.
    • Although goats are naturally curious and will sample nearly anything in their environments (and they do this by nibbling on the items in question), they are surprisingly picky eaters. The stereotype that they eat and digest tin cans likely comes from the fact that they are trying to eat the paper and glue from can labels[1].
  • Manhole covers (increasingly called "maintenance hole covers) are round for a whole host of reasons.
    1. The first and most obvious reason is that manholes are round so of course their covers are round too.
    2. Many tools that humans use to make big heavy things work best when making round objects. It's a strong, material-efficient design.
    3. They can be rolled into place, and since they're round pretty much any direction you could set one in is the correct one.
    4. As Pete said, a circle will not fall through its own hole, whereas a square, for example, can.
  • Going up the ventilation shaft is a reference to minute 8 of the Naboo movie.
  • "OTB" as it pertains to derby races refers to "off-track betting".

Quotes

  • Pete:...a regular goat-eaten can of worms.
  • Alex : *sighing* Ugh. I know I'm Rian Johnson's uncle, I'm in here [prison] for life. Pete: (also as Rian Johnson's uncle) My nephew made this movie! He's a director—Hollywood.
  • Tony: I'm jumping the goathound.
  • Pete: Poe's jacket just got stinky.
  • Alex: Fath[i]er David.
  • Pete: They "eat ships and die".
  • Alex: Farther with the fathiers.

Links

Audio only
http://www.starwarsminute.com/2021/05/03/last-jedi-minute-66-goathounds
Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmgNg5JVWHg

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