Star Wars Minute: Weekend Edition 97

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This week on SWM:WE we debut two new theme songs, open the mailbag and Alex disses SPACEBALLS!


February 11th, 2017






  • Our hosts' recent appearances on other podcasts.
  • Thanks to Ralph & Asterios for this past week.
    • Controversy: complaining about guests.
  • Next week: brand new guest Madison Cross.
  • Listener Kake J.'s bid to become theme-song correspondent.
    • Debut of mailbag theme.
  • Parcel from listener Andrew: cool pins.
    • "Fly casual" and "We're doomed".
  • Rogue One released on Blu-ray on March 28th, 2017.
    • Spoiler wall is officially down for good then.
  • The cut scene of Chewie pulling Unkar Plutts' arm.
    • Venus de Milo.
  • Episodes were recorded out of order in the middle of the L.A. trip.
    • Asterios and Ralph were recorded right before they left for the cruise.
      • Cut Rogue One rant from Asterios.
      • The unfortunate timing of Asterios' Richard Hatch comments.
  • If you've heard the recent Dove body wash ad, go to
  • "The Last Jedi".
  • Conversation on the SWMLS: Who else should get a standalone movie?
    • Not Vader—he works better in small doses.
  • Disney Star Wars park opens 2019.
  • Alex finally watches The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996).
  • From the people behind Scary Movie, a forthcoming Star Wars parody.
    • Better than Spaceballs?
    • Movie 43 is not the worst movie that Pete has ever seen.
  • We Didn't Start the Fire Star Wars parody.
    • To bad it's not in chronological order.
  • Airport Minute is complete! Congrats!
  • There's a glimmer of hope that the Jedi mug might not be D.O.A.
  • "Star Wars: The Clone Wars" leaving American Netflix March 7th.
  • Shoutout to the Wiki Team!
  • New closing theme from Paulie B.


  • Alex: You know, pen-related injuries are the number one source of workplace accidents for podcasters.
  • Alex: Where is it [Venus de Milo], at the Sistine Chapel? Pete: I think it's at the Louvre. Alex: Really, it's at the Louvre? I went to the Louvre, did I see it? Pete: I went to the Sistine Chapel and didn't see it. So therefore it must be at the Louvre.
  • Pete: You Sarlacc-hole!
  • Alex: Skip the Porkins.
  • Pete: <During the Roll Call> (In a terrible Boston accent) This is the story of Star Wars...

Jek Porkins Memorial Sexology


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