Star Wars Minute: Weekend Edition 51

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Summary

Dan Telfer brings his own sexology to the table. WARNING: More swear words this week.

Date

Mar 26, 2016

Duration

1:28:23

Guests

Dan Telfer (+ secret special guest, + a small amount of Casey The Retailer)

Notes

• Dan says thank you to listeners for donating to https://www.youcaring.com/dan-telfer-530253
• Jar Jar's character arc, and Darth Jar Jar
• TFA
  • Snoke
  • Rey's family
  • Cantina song from The Force Awakens
  • TFA numbers:
    • Dan: 1
    • Tony: 5
• What do we want from the Han solo movie?
• Tony challenges Gourley to a Kershner-off
• Dan REALLY loves Motion City Soundtrack
• Pete does the Roll Call on his own

Quotes

• Dan: "It's like having the best sex in the world and then criticising the other person's pedicure"
• Tony: "You like big Hutts and you cannot lie"
• Pete: "Everything is bollocks"

Jek Porkins Memorial Octology

• Pete asks Tony to play the theme tune, and Tony replies! He's in the studio!
• Pete references the "guest arriving" running joke from Feliz Navipod

Star Wars solo character movies we'd like to see (brought to the table by Dan)
Dan	A Jedi from the Old Republic Scarface with a Hutt (puppet, not CGI) Ahsoka Tano Bounty Hunters do Reservoir Dogs-style heist
Tony	Cad Bane
Alex	A "Cannonball Run" type film about the Kessel Run
Pete	The Imperial team that went to Dantooine Election movie starring Ainlee Teem from Malastare

Link (Patreon supporters only)

https://www.patreon.com/posts/star-wars-minute-4858464

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