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Susan went to a backroom wet market in Jackson heights in Queens where they have live porg. She got to pick her porg. They give them American-style names and hers was Emily. Rotisserie pork is gamy, and grilled pork is voiced. And less tree stringy than Joe expected. It tastes adorable, you can really taste the cuteness. Susan Kennedy and also taste the sadness in the eyes that Emily gave her when she selected her. Joe had fake Grogu (grofu) last week that tasted even cuter. | Susan went to a backroom wet market in Jackson heights in Queens where they have live porg. She got to pick her porg. They give them American-style names and hers was Emily. Rotisserie pork is gamy, and grilled pork is voiced. And less tree stringy than Joe expected. It tastes adorable, you can really taste the cuteness. Susan Kennedy and also taste the sadness in the eyes that Emily gave her when she selected her. Joe had fake Grogu (grofu) last week that tasted even cuter. | ||
<h4>Would You Rather: Food Edition</h4> | <h4>Would You Rather: Food Edition</h4> | ||
<ol><li>New York city pigeon, New York City squirrel, or wild raccoon? | <ol><li>New York city pigeon, New York City squirrel, or wild raccoon?<span class="mw-customtoggle-spoiler" style="color:blue;"><br>[show] | ||
<span class="mw-customtoggle-spoiler" style="color:blue;">[show] | |||
</span> | </span> | ||
<span class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" id="mw-customcollapsible-spoiler">Suzen and Joe both say pigeon. Reference to the underground dwellers in New York pigeons regularly.</span></li> | <span class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" id="mw-customcollapsible-spoiler">Suzen and Joe both say pigeon. Reference to the underground dwellers in New York regularly eating pigeons regularly.</span></li> | ||
<!--Meta notes pigeon being called squab.--> | <!--Meta notes pigeon being called squab.--> | ||
*Alex and Joe's personal experiences with raccoons.<!--Note to self hipster raccoon? -->. | *Alex and Joe's personal experiences with raccoons.<!--Note to self hipster raccoon? -->. | ||
<li>Chimpanzee, Labrador Retriever, or dolphin? | <li>Chimpanzee, Labrador Retriever, or dolphin?<span class="mw-customtoggle-spoiler2" style="color:blue;"><br>[show] | ||
</span> | </span> | ||
<span class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" id="mw-customcollapsible-spoiler2">Even though dolphins are supposed to be as intelligent as apes, it's hard to conceive of, and thus easier to dismiss. Pete has been strictly vegetarian this year but if he had to choose he'd go squirrel and dolphin</span></li> | <span class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" id="mw-customcollapsible-spoiler2">Even though dolphins are supposed to be as intelligent as apes, it's hard to conceive of, and thus easier to dismiss. Pete has been strictly vegetarian this year but if he had to choose he'd go squirrel and dolphin</span></li> | ||
<li>Ed Asner, Young Sheldon, or Beyoncé? | <li>Ed Asner, Young Sheldon, or Beyoncé?<span class="mw-customtoggle-spoiler3" style="color:blue;"><br>[show] | ||
</span> | |||
<span class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" id="mw-customcollapsible-spoiler3">You gotta go young Sheldon because he is young and tender like veal.</li></ol> | |||
<h4>More notes</h4> | <h4>More notes</h4> | ||
*The audience is probably tuned out by now because we've been eating on the air, we said the word 'moist', and we're talking about cannibalism. | *The audience is probably tuned out by now because we've been eating on the air, we said the word 'moist', and we're talking about cannibalism. | ||
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Date
March 18th, 2021
Summary
Chewie finds porgs chewy after porgs find Chewie chewing porgs but guest commentators Suzen Tekla Kruglnska & Joe Dator are still hungry!
Guests
Suzen Tekla Kruglnska and Joe Dator
Notes
Film
- Starts with Chewie chowing down on a porg and ends with Luke sitting down on the Falcon.
Podcast
- Chewie gets interrupted, does he ever get to eat anything?
Susan's tradition of, whenever food or other consumables are brought up during the movie that she is analyzing, she will make and consume that food. Susan made her own authentic Chewbacca-style rotisserie porg and Joe ordered a grilled porg salad from the Porgo Loco that just opened up near him. Susan went to a backroom wet market in Jackson heights in Queens where they have live porg. She got to pick her porg. They give them American-style names and hers was Emily. Rotisserie pork is gamy, and grilled pork is voiced. And less tree stringy than Joe expected. It tastes adorable, you can really taste the cuteness. Susan Kennedy and also taste the sadness in the eyes that Emily gave her when she selected her. Joe had fake Grogu (grofu) last week that tasted even cuter.
Would You Rather: Food Edition
- New York city pigeon, New York City squirrel, or wild raccoon?
[show] Suzen and Joe both say pigeon. Reference to the underground dwellers in New York regularly eating pigeons regularly. - Alex and Joe's personal experiences with raccoons..
- Chimpanzee, Labrador Retriever, or dolphin?
[show] Even though dolphins are supposed to be as intelligent as apes, it's hard to conceive of, and thus easier to dismiss. Pete has been strictly vegetarian this year but if he had to choose he'd go squirrel and dolphin - Ed Asner, Young Sheldon, or Beyoncé?
[show] You gotta go young Sheldon because he is young and tender like veal.
More notes
- The audience is probably tuned out by now because we've been eating on the air, we said the word 'moist', and we're talking about cannibalism.
- Joe has mentioned this before, but seeing food in movies makes him want to eat that food it makes him hungry. Other Star Wars food Joe would like to eat: Yoda's weird stew, Rey's broccoli, but porg is the new winner.
Meta Minute
- 32:25 podcast episode length.
Quotes
Pete quotes I had no idea there were that much Greens in the whole galaxy and are facing Ray. Joe welder assorted green I had no idea there were this many assorted Greens in the whole galaxy. Alex Luke Skywalker. Sword is green.
Links
- Audio only
- https://art19.com/shows/star-wars-minute/episodes/3cb33c45-34ac-439c-b35e-8100a457ff78
- Video
- https://youtube.com/watch?v=MD3J4bVLd94