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===Film===
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*Starts with Anakin lengthily explaining the dreams he had about his mother, and ends work Jango Fett *pew pew* whipping out his guns.
*Starts with Anakin lengthily explaining the dreams he had about his mother, and ends work Jango Fett *pew pew* whipping out his guns.
*Amidala's hair is big and cool looking.
===Podcast===
===Podcast===
*Plug for Asterios' [http://amazon.com/dp/1942099118&tag=stawarmin-20 new book].
*Asterios didn't want to be on the show the same week as Ralph because Ralph is his favorite guest to listen to.
*Asterios didn't want to be on the show the same week as Ralph because Ralph is his favorite guest to listen to.
**A version of the podcast with Asterios cut out.
**A version of the podcast with Asterios cut out.
*Ralph and Asterios doing a (highly theoretical) podcast where they analyze the Star Wars movies one minute at a time.
*Ralph and Asterios doing a (highly theoretical) podcast where they analyze the Star Wars movies one minute at a time.
**Mentioned: The Burbs Minute.
**Mentioned: [https://theburbsminute.blogspot.com The Burbs Minute].
*Ralph hates this movie.
*Ralph hates this movie.
*R2-D2's constant swearing.
*R2-D2's constant swearing.
*Visions messing up Jedi training.
*Force visions messing up Jedi training. They're like Jedi puberty.
**Referenced: Cheap Trick's "Dream Police".
*Palpatine clouding the Jedi Force Vision using the Dark side, except for Anakin's visions. Lazy writing?
*Shoutout to [[The Fifth Eleminute]].
*Creeps don't look like creeps.
**Go against your instincts.
*Anakin's rat tail grease.
**The have '''antimacassars''' on every chair.
*Natalie Portman's lack of acting in this scene.
**Padmé needs an emotional decoy to emote for her.
*The Jedi could easily have freed Anakin's mom but they don't. What's up with that?
**This is why Asterios didn't like the movie when he first saw it. He felt bad for Anakin.
**The argument that these movies are for kids.
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*27:00 podcast episode length.
*27:00 podcast episode length.
*The "de-specialized editions" are from Harmy[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harmy%27s_Despecialized_Edition].
*All this week, Ralph uses a lot of cute nicknames for Asterios:
*All this week, Ralph uses a lot of cute nicknames for Asterios:
   Koko, Pokédex, Kokomo, Hysterical James Olmos.
   Koko, Pokédex, Kokomo, Hysterical James Olmos.
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*'''Ralph:''' It's on like Michelle Kwan.
*'''Ralph:''' It's on like Michelle Kwan.
*'''Ralph:''' What fetid pile of manure in "Attack of the Clowns" are we gonna to try to shovel down today?
*'''Ralph:''' What fetid pile of manure in "Attack of the Clowns" are we gonna to try to shovel down today?
*'''Asterios:''' (on the difference between AOTC and TPM) If rather be kicked in the shin than kicked in the crotch.
*'''Asterios:''' (on the difference between AOTC and TPM) I'd rather be kicked in the shin than kicked in the crotch.
*'''Ralph:''' Okay pretend you were a woman. And not you. And it was someone else. '''Asterios:''' If I'm pretending I'm a woman I think this is the point in the podcast where I leave immediately.
*'''Asterios:''' You don't watch out for me, you watch out for Tom Cruise. Next thing you know he's having a weird robot baby and stopping you from talking to your parents!
*'''Ralph:''' My next not is just the word "terrible" with a period.
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Revision as of 21:53, 16 September 2017

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Date

February 6th, 2017

Summary

Anakin opens his eyes and looks at her.

Guests

Ralph Attanasia & Asterios Kokkinos

Notes

Film

  • Starts with Anakin lengthily explaining the dreams he had about his mother, and ends work Jango Fett *pew pew* whipping out his guns.
  • Amidala's hair is big and cool looking.

Podcast

  • Plug for Asterios' new book.
  • Asterios didn't want to be on the show the same week as Ralph because Ralph is his favorite guest to listen to.
    • A version of the podcast with Asterios cut out.
  • Ralph and Asterios doing a (highly theoretical) podcast where they analyze the Star Wars movies one minute at a time.
  • Ralph hates this movie.
  • R2-D2's constant swearing.
  • Force visions messing up Jedi training. They're like Jedi puberty.
    • Referenced: Cheap Trick's "Dream Police".
  • Palpatine clouding the Jedi Force Vision using the Dark side, except for Anakin's visions. Lazy writing?
  • Shoutout to The Fifth Eleminute.
  • Creeps don't look like creeps.
    • Go against your instincts.
  • Anakin's rat tail grease.
    • The have antimacassars on every chair.
  • Natalie Portman's lack of acting in this scene.
    • Padmé needs an emotional decoy to emote for her.
  • The Jedi could easily have freed Anakin's mom but they don't. What's up with that?
    • This is why Asterios didn't like the movie when he first saw it. He felt bad for Anakin.
    • The argument that these movies are for kids.

Meta Minute

  • 27:00 podcast episode length.
  • The "de-specialized editions" are from Harmy[1].
  • All this week, Ralph uses a lot of cute nicknames for Asterios:
 Koko, Pokédex, Kokomo, Hysterical James Olmos.
  • Early in the history of the show, Pete toyed around with censoring curses using an R2-D2 beep, but if it too distracting, and opted to go for regular bleeps instead.

Quotes

  • Ralph:...I am the one. The only. The sensual. The delicious. The man from behind the thing. The guy who can be described in words...
  • Ralph: It's on like Michelle Kwan.
  • Ralph: What fetid pile of manure in "Attack of the Clowns" are we gonna to try to shovel down today?
  • Asterios: (on the difference between AOTC and TPM) I'd rather be kicked in the shin than kicked in the crotch.
  • Ralph: Okay pretend you were a woman. And not you. And it was someone else. Asterios: If I'm pretending I'm a woman I think this is the point in the podcast where I leave immediately.
  • Asterios: You don't watch out for me, you watch out for Tom Cruise. Next thing you know he's having a weird robot baby and stopping you from talking to your parents!
  • Ralph: My next not is just the word "terrible" with a period.

Link

http://www.starwarsminute.com/2017/02/06/attack-of-the-clones-minute-61-antimacassar/

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