Attack of the Clones Minute 61: Antimacassar

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Date

February 6th, 2017

Anakin opens his eyes and looks at her.

Starts with Anakin lengthily explaining the dreams he had about his mother, and ends work Jango Fett *pew pew* whipping out his guns.
Amidala's hair is big and cool looking.
Diagonal wipe.

Plug for Asterios' new book.
Asterios didn't want to be on the show the same week as Ralph because Ralph is his favorite guest to listen to.
- A version of the podcast with Asterios cut out.
Ralph and Asterios doing a (highly theoretical) podcast where they analyze the Star Wars movies one minute at a time.
- Mentioned: The Burbs Minute.
Ralph hates this movie.
R2-D2's constant swearing.
Force visions messing up Jedi training. They're like Jedi puberty.
- Referenced: Cheap Trick's "Dream Police".
Palpatine clouding the Jedi Force Vision using the Dark side, except for Anakin's visions. Lazy writing?
Shoutout to The Fifth Eleminute.
Creeps don't look like creeps.
- Go against your instincts.
Anakin's rat tail grease.
- The have antimacassars on every chair.
Natalie Portman's lack of acting in this scene.
- Padmé needs an emotional decoy to emote for her.
The Jedi could easily have freed Anakin's mom but they don't. What's up with that?
- This is why Asterios didn't like the movie when he first saw it. He felt bad for Anakin.
- The validity of the argument that these movies are for kids.

 Koko, Pokédex, Kokomo, Hysterical James Olmos.

Early in the history of the show, Pete toyed around with censoring curses using an R2-D2 beep, but it was too distracting, and he opted to go for regular bleeps instead.

Ralph:...I am the one. The only. The sensual. The delicious. The man from behind the thing. The guy who can be described in words...
Ralph: It's on like Michelle Kwan.
Ralph: What fetid pile of manure in "Attack of the Clowns" are we gonna to try to shovel down today?
Asterios: (on the difference between AOTC and TPM) I'd rather be kicked in the shin than kicked in the crotch.
Ralph: Okay pretend you were a woman. And not you. And it was someone else. Asterios: If I'm pretending I'm a woman I think this is the point in the podcast where I leave immediately.
Asterios: You don't watch out for me, you watch out for Tom Cruise. Next thing you know he's having a weird robot baby and stopping you from talking to your parents!
Ralph: My next note is just the word "terrible" with a period.

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