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Since very early in the history of the podcast, it has been the goal and unofficial motto of ''THE STAR WARS MINUTE'' to "'''analyze, scrutinize, and celebrate'''" each and every Star Wars movie. However, saying this every episode can get kind of boring, and the [[hosts]] try to change it up every so often. At first the "celebrate" part was irregularly replaced with another word, but now one of the hosts (usually [[Pete]]) will come up with a new word that ends in "-ize" every other Friday. Below is a list of the various endings to the SWM motto and where in the podcast they appear. | Since very early in the history of the podcast, it has been the goal and unofficial motto of ''THE STAR WARS MINUTE'' to "'''analyze, scrutinize, and celebrate'''" each and every Star Wars movie. However, saying this every episode can get kind of boring, and the [[hosts]] try to change it up every so often. At first the "celebrate" part was irregularly replaced with another word, but now one of the hosts (usually [[Pete]]) will come up with a new word or phrase that ends in "-ize" every other Friday. Below is a list of the various endings to the SWM motto and where in the podcast they appear. | ||
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===Star Wars Minute=== | |||
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!Analyze, scrutinize, and...!!Minute | |||
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| style="width: 80%;"|Analyze, criticize, philosophize, and hyperbolize||data-sort-value="1.023"|[[SWM 23|ANH 23]] | |||
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|Hyper-analyze, and micro-scrutinize, and super-detailed discussionize||data-sort-value="1.024"|[[SWM 24|ANH 24]] | |||
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|Crack wise||data-sort-value="1.029"|[[SWM 29|ANH 29]] | |||
|- | |||
|data-sort-value="digitize"|...Digitize?||data-sort-value="1.031"|[[SWM 31|ANH 31]] | |||
|- | |||
|Hyper-discussionize||data-sort-value="1.032"|[[SWM 32|ANH 32]] | |||
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|Hyperbolize||data-sort-value="1.038"|[[SWM 38|ANH 38]] | |||
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|Analyze, hypothesize, and [[Wikipedia:Prancercise|Prancersise]]||data-sort-value="1.039"|[[SWM 39|ANH 39]] | |||
|- | |- | ||
|Are generally mesmerized||data-sort-value="1.044"|[[SWM 44|ANH 44]] | |||
|- | |- | ||
|Harmonize||data-sort-value="1.047"|[[Star Wars 47|ANH 47]] | |Harmonize||data-sort-value="1.047"|[[Star Wars 47|ANH 47]] | ||
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|Carbonize||data-sort-value="2.003"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 3|ESB 3]] | |Analyze, criticize, and worshipize||data-sort-value="1.071"|[[Star Wars 71|ANH 71]] | ||
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===Empire Minute=== | |||
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| style="width: 80%;"|Carbonize||data-sort-value="2.003"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 3|ESB 3]] | |||
|- | |- | ||
|Winterize||data-sort-value="2.004"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 4|ESB 4]] | |Winterize||data-sort-value="2.004"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 4|ESB 4]] | ||
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|Chimpanzee eyes||data-sort-value="2.055"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 55|ESB 55]] | |Chimpanzee eyes||data-sort-value="2.055"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 55|ESB 55]] | ||
|- | |||
|Rhapsodize||data-sort-value="2.057A"|[[Deep Blue Sea Minute 57: You Should See Ice|Deep Blue Sea Minute]] | |||
|- | |- | ||
|Capsize||data-sort-value="2.060"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 60|ESB 60]] | |Capsize||data-sort-value="2.060"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 60|ESB 60]] | ||
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|Judge me by my size||data-sort-value="2.070"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 70|ESB 70]] | |Judge me by my size||data-sort-value="2.070"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 70|ESB 70]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|data-sort-value="Lobotomize"|" | |data-sort-value="Lobotomize"|"Lobotomize"||data-sort-value="2.080"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 80|ESB 80]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|Agonize||data-sort-value="2.090"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 90|ESB 90]] | |Agonize||data-sort-value="2.090"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 90|ESB 90]] | ||
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|Watery eyes||data-sort-value="2.125"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 125|ESB 125]] | |Watery eyes||data-sort-value="2.125"|[[The Empire Strikes Back 125|ESB 125]] | ||
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===Jedi Minute=== | |||
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!Analyze, scrutinize, and...!!Minute | |||
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|data-sort-value="He's no Jedi"|"He's no | |data-sort-value="He's no Jedi"|"He's no Jedi[s]"||data-sort-value="3.010"|[[Return of the Jedi 10|ROTJ 10]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|data-sort-value="Look I so old"|"Look I so old to young eyes"||data-sort-value="3.040"|[[Return of the Jedi 40|ROTJ 40]] | |data-sort-value="Look I so old"|"Look I so old to young eyes"||data-sort-value="3.040"|[[Return of the Jedi 40|ROTJ 40]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|Finally dies||data-sort-value="3.045"|[[Return of the Jedi 45|ROTJ 45]] | | style="width:80%;"|Finally dies||data-sort-value="3.045"|[[Return of the Jedi 45|ROTJ 45]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|Bothan Spies||data-sort-value="3.050"|[[Return of the Jedi 50|ROTJ 50]] | |Bothan Spies||data-sort-value="3.050"|[[Return of the Jedi 50|ROTJ 50]] | ||
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|data-sort-value="lifeless eyes"|"...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes."||data-sort-value="3.070"|[[Return of the Jedi 70|ROTJ 70]] | |data-sort-value="lifeless eyes"|"...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes."||data-sort-value="3.070"|[[Return of the Jedi 70|ROTJ 70]] | ||
|- | |||
|Ewok tribes||data-sort-value="3.078"|[[Return of the Jedi 78|ROTJ 78]] | |||
|- | |- | ||
|Emperor "[[Return of the Jedi 67|Wee Wee Eyes]]"||data-sort-value="3.080"|[[Return of the Jedi 90|ROTJ 90]] | |Emperor "[[Return of the Jedi 67|Wee Wee Eyes]]"||data-sort-value="3.080"|[[Return of the Jedi 90|ROTJ 90]] | ||
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|Special effects supervise||data-sort-value="3.130"|[[Return of the Jedi 130|ROTJ 130]] | |Special effects supervise||data-sort-value="3.130"|[[Return of the Jedi 130|ROTJ 130]] | ||
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===The Phantom Menace Minute=== | |||
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{|class="wikitable sortable" style="width: 100%; background:white; text-align:left;" | |||
!Analyze, scrutinize, and...!!Minute | |||
|- | |||
|Revoke the trade franchise||data-sort-value="4.010"|[[The Phantom Menace 10|TPM 10]] | |||
|- | |- | ||
|Missing Jedis||data-sort-value="4.020"|[[The Phantom Menace 20|TPM 20]] | |Missing Jedis||data-sort-value="4.020"|[[The Phantom Menace 20|TPM 20]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|data-sort-value="grabben"|"Grabben dat | |data-sort-value="grabben"|"Grabben dat Jedi[s]"||data-sort-value="4.030"|[[The Phantom Menace 30|TPM 30]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|Reattach C-3PO's eyes||data-sort-value="4.040"|[[The Phantom Menace 40|TPM 40]] | |Reattach C-3PO's eyes||data-sort-value="4.040"|[[The Phantom Menace 40|TPM 40]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|Here, use this power | |Here, use this power suppl[ies]||data-sort-value="4.050"|[[The Phantom Menace 50|TPM 50]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|data-sort-value="They're side by"|"They're side by | |data-sort-value="They're side by"|"They're side by side[s]"||data-sort-value="4.070"|[[The Phantom Menace 70|TPM 70]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|Something to remember me by's||data-sort-value="4.080"|[[The Phantom Menace 80|TPM 80]] | |Something to remember me by's||data-sort-value="4.080"|[[The Phantom Menace 80|TPM 80]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|Anakin ''will'' become a | |Anakin ''will'' become a Jedi[s]||data-sort-value="4.090"|[[The Phantom Menace 90|TPM 90]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|Obi-Wan's much more wise||data-sort-value="4.100"|[[TPM 100]] | |Obi-Wan's much more wise||data-sort-value="4.100"|[[TPM 100]] | ||
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|Finalize <again>||data-sort-value="4.130"|[[TPM 130]] | |Finalize <again>||data-sort-value="4.130"|[[TPM 130]] | ||
|- | |||
|Penultimize||data-sort-value="4.136"|[[The Phantom Menace 136|TPM 136]] | |||
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===Attack of the Clones Minute=== | |||
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!Analyze, scrutinize, and...!!Minute | |||
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|Captain Typho's eyes||data-sort-value="5.010"|[[Attack of the Clones 10|AOTC 10]] | |Captain Typho's eyes||data-sort-value="5.010"|[[Attack of the Clones 10|AOTC 10]] | ||
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|The bus arrives||data-sort-value="5.030"|[[Attack of the Clones 30|AOTC 30]] | |The bus arrives||data-sort-value="5.030"|[[Attack of the Clones 30|AOTC 30]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|data-sort-value="forbidden"|"FORbidden" for | |data-sort-value="forbidden"|"FORbidden" for Jedi[s]||data-sort-value="5.040"|[[Attack of the Clones 40|AOTC 40]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|Bad CG-ize||data-sort-value="5.050"|[[Attack of the Clones 50|AOTC 50]] | |Bad CG-ize||data-sort-value="5.050"|[[Attack of the Clones 50|AOTC 50]] | ||
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|Staring at the sunrise with closed eyes||data-sort-value="5.060"|[[Attack of the Clones 60|AOTC 60]] | |Staring at the sunrise with closed eyes||data-sort-value="5.060"|[[Attack of the Clones 60|AOTC 60]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|data-sort-value="This is why"|"This is why I hate to | |data-sort-value="This is why"|"This is why I hate to fly"s||data-sort-value="5.070"|[[Attack of the Clones 70|AOTC 70]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|Shmi dies||data-sort-value="5.080"|[[Attack of the Clones 80|AOTC 80]] | |Shmi dies||data-sort-value="5.080"|[[Attack of the Clones 80|AOTC 80]] | ||
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|R2-D2 [F-wing]in' flies||data-sort-value="5.100"|[[Attack of the Clones 100|AOTC 100]] | |R2-D2 [F-wing]in' flies||data-sort-value="5.100"|[[Attack of the Clones 100|AOTC 100]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|"Patience Viceroy, patience. She will die[s]"||data-sort-value="5.110"|[[Attack of the Clones 110|AOTC 110]] | |data-sort-value="Patience"|"Patience Viceroy, patience. She will die[s]"||data-sort-value="5.110"|[[Attack of the Clones 110|AOTC 110]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|Patronize||data-sort-value="5.120"|[[Attack of the Clones 120|AOTC 120]] | |Patronize||data-sort-value="5.120"|[[Attack of the Clones 120|AOTC 120]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|Say our goodbyes||data-sort-value="5.143"|[[Attack of the Clones 143]] | |Crudely materialize||data-sort-value="5.130"|[[Attack of the Clones 130|AOTC 130]] | ||
|- | |||
|Assistant-costume-standbys||data-sort-value="5.140"|[[Attack of the Clones 140|AOTC 140]] | |||
|- | |||
|Say our goodbyes||data-sort-value="5.143"|[[Attack of the Clones 143|AOTC 143]] | |||
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===Revenge of the Sith Minute=== | |||
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{|class="wikitable sortable" style="width: 100%; background:white; text-align:left;" | |||
!Analyze, scrutinize, and...!!Minute | |||
|- | |||
|Elevator-rides||data-sort-value="6.010"|[[Revenge of the Sith 10|ROTS 10]] | |||
|- | |||
|Background beep harmonize||data-sort-value="6.020"|[[Revenge of the Sith 20|ROTS 20]] | |||
|- | |||
|New apprent-ize||data-sort-value="6.030"|[[Revenge of the Sith 30|ROTS 30]] | |||
|- | |||
|Jedi council spies||data-sort-value="6.040"|[[Revenge of the Sith 40|ROTS 40]] | |||
|- | |||
|[[SWM-Canon#Kashyyyk|Kashyyyk]] is spelled with three 'y's||data-sort-value="6.050"|[[Revenge of the Sith 50|ROTS 50]] | |||
|- | |||
|data-sort-value="Army"|"Army or not, you must realize..."||data-sort-value="6.060"|[[Revenge of the Sith 60|ROTS 60]] | |||
|- | |||
|data-sort-value="Koyaanisqatsize"|[[Wikipedia:Koyaanisqatsi|Koyaanisqatsize]]||data-sort-value="6.070"|[[Revenge of the Sith 70|ROTS 70]] | |||
|- | |||
|March past statues of the four master Jedis||data-sort-value="6.080"|[[Revenge of the Sith 80|ROTS 80]] | |||
|- | |||
|data-sort-value="Things"|(''A real stretch'') "Things will be different, I prom-ize"||data-sort-value="6.090"|[[Revenge of the Sith 90|ROTS 90]] | |||
|- | |||
|Anakin has turned to the dark side[s]||data-sort-value="6.100"|[[Revenge of the Sith 100|ROTS 100]] | |||
|- | |||
|New Line Cinem-ize||data-sort-value="6.110"|[[Revenge of the Sith 110|ROTS 110]] | |||
|- | |||
|Cut off at the thighs||data-sort-value="6.120"|[[Revenge of the Sith 120|ROTS 120]] | |||
|- | |||
|Dichotomize||data-sort-value="6.130"|[[Revenge of the Sith 130|ROTS 130]] | |||
|- | |||
|Music performed by's||data-sort-value="6.140"|[[Revenge of the Sith 140|ROTS 140]] | |||
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===The Force Awakens Minute=== | |||
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!Analyze, scrutinize, and...!!Minute | |||
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|Glowing red eyes||data-sort-value="7.010"|[[The Force Awakens 10|TFA 10]] | |||
|- | |||
|Poe can fly a TIE but why's||data-sort-value="7.020"|[[The Force Awakens 20|TFA 20]] | |||
|- | |||
|BB-8's sad because Poe dies||data-sort-value="7.030"|[[The Force Awakens 30|TFA 30]] | |||
|- | |||
|data-sort-value="whole"|A whole hour's gone by's||data-sort-value="7.060"|[[The Force Awakens 60|TFA 60]] | |||
|- | |||
|The Republic, to the galaxy, lies||data-sort-value="7.070"|[[The Force Awakens 70|TFA 70]] | |||
|- | |||
|Some droid that I don't quite recognize||data-sort-value="7.080"|[[The Force Awakens 80|TFA 80]] | |||
|- | |||
|data-sort-value="Patreonize"|I know I've used it before, several times, but I need to say: "Patreonize"*||data-sort-value="7.090"|[[The Force Awakens 90|TFA 90]] | |||
|- | |||
|Patricize||data-sort-value="7.110"|[[The Force Awakens 110|TFA 110]] | |||
|- | |||
|Hey, a brand new sun in the skies||data-sort-value="7.120"|[[The Force Awakens 120|TFA 120]] | |||
|- | |||
|Assistant art director Lydia Fry[s]||data-sort-value="7.130"|[[The Force Awakens 130|TFA 130]] | |||
|- | |||
|+ style="caption-side:bottom;font-size:11px;text-align:left;"|<nowiki>*</nowiki>Pete tries to use "Patreonize" or some variant of this whenever the "new -ize" happens during a Patreon [[All-Star Week]]. | |||
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===Rogue One Minute=== | |||
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!Analyze, scrutinize, and...!!Minute | |||
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|Kyber crystallize||data-sort-value="8.010"|[[Rogue One 10|R1 10]] | |||
|- | |||
|data-sort-value="It's high"|"It's high. It's very high"||data-sort-value="8.020"|[[Rogue One 20|R1 20]] | |||
|- | |||
|Kyber crystals power the lightsabers of the Jedi[s]||data-sort-value="8.030"|[[Rogue One 30|R1 30]] | |||
|- | |||
|It must be quite a surprise||data-sort-value="8.040"|[[Rogue One 40|R1 40]] | |||
|- | |||
|Away from the destruction of Jedha, the U-wing flies||data-sort-value="8.050"|[[Rogue One 50|R1 50]] | |||
|- | |||
|[[Massasay|Massassay]] temple launching both X-wings and Ys||data-sort-value="8.060"|[[Rogue One 60|R1 60]] | |||
|- | |||
|Jyn cries because Galen dies||data-sort-value="8.070"|[[Rogue One 70|R1 70]] | |||
|- | |||
|Jebl-ize (that doesn't make any sense)||data-sort-value="8.080"|[[Rogue One 80|R1 80]] | |||
|- | |||
|Jyn and Cassian in disguise||data-sort-value="8.090"|[[Rogue One 90|R1 90]] | |||
|- | |||
|For some reason suddenly we're concerned about file size||data-sort-value="8.100"|[[Rogue One 100|R1 100]] | |||
|- | |||
|General Merrick gets shot down by TIEs||data-sort-value="8.110"|[[Rogue One 110|R1 110]] | |||
|- | |||
|Patreonize <again>||data-sort-value="8.120"|[[Rogue One 120|R1 120]] | |||
|- | |||
|Asset and environment supervise||data-sort-value="8.130"|[[Rogue One 130|R1 130]] | |||
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===Last Jedi Minute=== | |||
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!Analyze, scrutinize, and...!!Minute | |||
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|Bolides||data-sort-value="9.010"|[[The Last Jedi 10|TLJ 10]] | |||
|- | |||
|First Order officer side-eyes||data-sort-value="9.020"|[[The Last Jedi 20|TLJ 20]] | |||
|- | |||
|There's no proof that [[Noah Segan|Stomeroni Starck]] dies||data-sort-value="9.030"|[[The Last Jedi 30|TLJ 30]] | |||
|- | |||
|Finn gets recognized||data-sort-value="9.040"|[[The Last Jedi 40|TLJ 40]] | |||
|- | |||
|Close your eyes||data-sort-value="9.050"|[[The Last Jedi 50|TLJ 50]] | |||
|- | |||
|Deify||data-sort-value="9.060"|[[The Last Jedi 60|TLJ 60]] | |||
|- | |||
|Free rides||data-sort-value="9.070"|[[The Last Jedi 70|TLJ 70]] | |||
|- | |||
|Shlft the tides||data-sort-value="9.080"|[[The Last Jedi 80|TLJ 80]] | |||
|- | |||
|Arrive, escorted by TIEs||data-sort-value="9.090"|[[The Last Jedi 90|TLJ 90]] | |||
|- | |||
|Distress signal to our allies||data-sort-value="9.100"|[[The Last Jedi 100|TLJ 100]] | |||
|- | |||
|Holdo's off to ride into the sunrise...no||data-sort-value="9.110"|[[The Last Jedi 110|TLJ 110]] | |||
|- | |||
|Salinize||data-sort-value="9.120"|[[The Last Jedi 120|TLJ 120]] | |||
|- | |||
|What would we see through C-3PO's eyes?||data-sort-value="9.130"|[[The Last Jedi 130|TLJ 130]] | |||
|- | |||
|Sunset not sunrise||data-sort-value="9.140"|[[The Last Jedi 140|TLJ 140]] | |||
|- | |||
|Motion controller technician Alex McBrides||data-sort-value="9.150"|[[The Last Jedi 150|TLJ 150]] | |||
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===Solo Minute=== | |||
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!Analyze, scrutinize, and...!!Minute | |||
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|Up on its sides||data-sort-value="10.010"|[[Solo 10|S 10]] | |||
|- | |||
|In the mud, Han Solo lies||data-sort-value="10.020"|[[Solo 20|S 20]] | |||
|- | |||
|What's the difference between families and tribes?||data-sort-value="10.030"|[[Solo 30|S 30]] | |||
|- | |||
|On this job, forty percent of the crew dies||data-sort-value="10.040"|[[Solo 40|S 40]] | |||
|- | |||
|One that I can't jeopardize||data-sort-value="10.050"|[[Solo 50|S 50]] | |||
|- | |||
|Proselytize? (''again'')||data-sort-value="10.060"|[[Solo 60|S 60]] | |||
|- | |||
|Prioritize||data-sort-value="10.069"|[[Solo 69|S 69]] | |||
|- | |||
|Gas has been ionized||data-sort-value="10.070"|[[Solo 70|S 70]] | |||
|- | |||
|But never improvise||data-sort-value="10.080"|[[Solo 80|S 80]] | |||
|- | |||
|Posthumously apologize||data-sort-value="10.090"|[[Solo 90|S 90]] | |||
|- | |||
|Hey, what's with all the side eyes?||data-sort-value="10.100"|[[Solo 100|S 100]] | |||
|- | |||
|Lies within lies within lies||data-sort-value="10.110"|[[Solo 110|S 110]] | |||
|- | |||
|Boy, is Chewbacca surprised||data-sort-value="10.120"|[[Solo 120|S 120]] | |||
|- | |||
|data-sort-value="Production assistant"|[If Pete ''had'' done the intro, he would have said] production assistant Kashiya Olopade-Hinds [but he didn't]||data-sort-value="10.130"|[[Solo 130|S 130]] | |||
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===The Rise of Skywalker Minute=== | |||
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!Analyze, scrutinize, and...!!Minute | |||
|- | |||
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Latest revision as of 15:08, 12 March 2024
Since very early in the history of the podcast, it has been the goal and unofficial motto of THE STAR WARS MINUTE to "analyze, scrutinize, and celebrate" each and every Star Wars movie. However, saying this every episode can get kind of boring, and the hosts try to change it up every so often. At first the "celebrate" part was irregularly replaced with another word, but now one of the hosts (usually Pete) will come up with a new word or phrase that ends in "-ize" every other Friday. Below is a list of the various endings to the SWM motto and where in the podcast they appear.
New "-ize"
Star Wars Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... | Minute |
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Analyze, criticize, philosophize, and hyperbolize | ANH 23 |
Hyper-analyze, and micro-scrutinize, and super-detailed discussionize | ANH 24 |
Crack wise | ANH 29 |
...Digitize? | ANH 31 |
Hyper-discussionize | ANH 32 |
Hyperbolize | ANH 38 |
Analyze, hypothesize, and Prancersise | ANH 39 |
Are generally mesmerized | ANH 44 |
Harmonize | ANH 47 |
Analyze, criticize, and worshipize | ANH 71 |
Empire Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... | Minute |
---|---|
Carbonize | ESB 3 |
Winterize | ESB 4 |
Bette Davis Eyes | ESB 10 |
Incentivize | ESB 12 |
Behind Blue Eyes | ESB 20 |
RIGHT between the eyes | ESB 30 |
Pulverize | ESB 40 |
Banana cream pies | ESB 50 |
Chimpanzee eyes | ESB 55 |
Rhapsodize | Deep Blue Sea Minute |
Capsize | ESB 60 |
Judge me by my size | ESB 70 |
"Lobotomize" | ESB 80 |
Agonize | ESB 90 |
Lobot's side-eyes | ESB 100 |
Cauterize | ESB 110 |
Finalize | ESB 120 |
Watery eyes | ESB 125 |
Jedi Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... | Minute |
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"He's no Jedi[s]" | ROTJ 10 |
"Look I so old to young eyes" | ROTJ 40 |
Finally dies | ROTJ 45 |
Bothan Spies | ROTJ 50 |
Ink Panther-ize | ROTJ 60 |
"...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes." | ROTJ 70 |
Ewok tribes | ROTJ 78 |
Emperor "Wee Wee Eyes" | ROTJ 90 |
Talk to our wives | ROTJ 110 |
"Just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes" | ROTJ 120 |
Special effects supervise | ROTJ 130 |
The Phantom Menace Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... | Minute |
---|---|
Revoke the trade franchise | TPM 10 |
Missing Jedis | TPM 20 |
"Grabben dat Jedi[s]" | TPM 30 |
Reattach C-3PO's eyes | TPM 40 |
Here, use this power suppl[ies] | TPM 50 |
"They're side by side[s]" | TPM 70 |
Something to remember me by's | TPM 80 |
Anakin will become a Jedi[s] | TPM 90 |
Obi-Wan's much more wise | TPM 100 |
Watch the droid army rise | TPM 110 |
Qui-Gon dies | TPM 120 |
Finalize <again> | TPM 130 |
Penultimize | TPM 136 |
Attack of the Clones Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... | Minute |
---|---|
Captain Typho's eyes | AOTC 10 |
Fall from the skies | AOTC 20 |
The bus arrives | AOTC 30 |
"FORbidden" for Jedi[s] | AOTC 40 |
Bad CG-ize | AOTC 50 |
Staring at the sunrise with closed eyes | AOTC 60 |
"This is why I hate to fly"s | AOTC 70 |
Shmi dies | AOTC 80 |
The first time C-3PO flies | AOTC 90 |
R2-D2 [F-wing]in' flies | AOTC 100 |
"Patience Viceroy, patience. She will die[s]" | AOTC 110 |
Patronize | AOTC 120 |
Crudely materialize | AOTC 130 |
Assistant-costume-standbys | AOTC 140 |
Say our goodbyes | AOTC 143 |
Revenge of the Sith Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... | Minute |
---|---|
Elevator-rides | ROTS 10 |
Background beep harmonize | ROTS 20 |
New apprent-ize | ROTS 30 |
Jedi council spies | ROTS 40 |
Kashyyyk is spelled with three 'y's | ROTS 50 |
"Army or not, you must realize..." | ROTS 60 |
Koyaanisqatsize | ROTS 70 |
March past statues of the four master Jedis | ROTS 80 |
(A real stretch) "Things will be different, I prom-ize" | ROTS 90 |
Anakin has turned to the dark side[s] | ROTS 100 |
New Line Cinem-ize | ROTS 110 |
Cut off at the thighs | ROTS 120 |
Dichotomize | ROTS 130 |
Music performed by's | ROTS 140 |
The Force Awakens Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... | Minute |
---|---|
Glowing red eyes | TFA 10 |
Poe can fly a TIE but why's | TFA 20 |
BB-8's sad because Poe dies | TFA 30 |
A whole hour's gone by's | TFA 60 |
The Republic, to the galaxy, lies | TFA 70 |
Some droid that I don't quite recognize | TFA 80 |
I know I've used it before, several times, but I need to say: "Patreonize"* | TFA 90 |
Patricize | TFA 110 |
Hey, a brand new sun in the skies | TFA 120 |
Assistant art director Lydia Fry[s] | TFA 130 |
Rogue One Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... | Minute |
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Kyber crystallize | R1 10 |
"It's high. It's very high" | R1 20 |
Kyber crystals power the lightsabers of the Jedi[s] | R1 30 |
It must be quite a surprise | R1 40 |
Away from the destruction of Jedha, the U-wing flies | R1 50 |
Massassay temple launching both X-wings and Ys | R1 60 |
Jyn cries because Galen dies | R1 70 |
Jebl-ize (that doesn't make any sense) | R1 80 |
Jyn and Cassian in disguise | R1 90 |
For some reason suddenly we're concerned about file size | R1 100 |
General Merrick gets shot down by TIEs | R1 110 |
Patreonize <again> | R1 120 |
Asset and environment supervise | R1 130 |
Last Jedi Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... | Minute |
---|---|
Bolides | TLJ 10 |
First Order officer side-eyes | TLJ 20 |
There's no proof that Stomeroni Starck dies | TLJ 30 |
Finn gets recognized | TLJ 40 |
Close your eyes | TLJ 50 |
Deify | TLJ 60 |
Free rides | TLJ 70 |
Shlft the tides | TLJ 80 |
Arrive, escorted by TIEs | TLJ 90 |
Distress signal to our allies | TLJ 100 |
Holdo's off to ride into the sunrise...no | TLJ 110 |
Salinize | TLJ 120 |
What would we see through C-3PO's eyes? | TLJ 130 |
Sunset not sunrise | TLJ 140 |
Motion controller technician Alex McBrides | TLJ 150 |
Solo Minute
Analyze, scrutinize, and... | Minute |
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Up on its sides | S 10 |
In the mud, Han Solo lies | S 20 |
What's the difference between families and tribes? | S 30 |
On this job, forty percent of the crew dies | S 40 |
One that I can't jeopardize | S 50 |
Proselytize? (again) | S 60 |
Prioritize | S 69 |
Gas has been ionized | S 70 |
But never improvise | S 80 |
Posthumously apologize | S 90 |
Hey, what's with all the side eyes? | S 100 |
Lies within lies within lies | S 110 |
Boy, is Chewbacca surprised | S 120 |
[If Pete had done the intro, he would have said] production assistant Kashiya Olopade-Hinds [but he didn't] | S 130 |
The Rise of Skywalker Minute
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