Analyze, scrutinize, and...

Since very early in the history of the podcast, it has been the goal and unofficial motto of THE STAR WARS MINUTE to "analyze, scrutinize, and celebrate" each and every Star Wars movie. However, saying this every episode can get kind of boring, and the hosts try to change it up every so often. At first the "celebrate" part was irregularly replaced with another word, but now one of the hosts (usually Pete) will come up with a new word that ends in "-ize" every other Friday. Below is a list of the various endings to the SWM motto and where in the podcast they appear.

New "-ize"

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Star Wars Minute

Analyze, scrutinize, and...	Minute
Analyze, criticize, philosophize, and hyperbolize	ANH 23
Hyper-analyze, and micro-scrutinize, and super-detailed discussionize	ANH 24
Crack wise	ANH 29
...Digitize?	ANH 31
Hyper-discussionize	ANH 32
Hyperbolize	ANH 38
Analyze, hypothesize, and Prancersise	ANH 39
Are generally memorized	ANH 44
Harmonize	ANH 47
Analyze, criticize, and worshipize	ANH 71

Empire Minute

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Analyze, scrutinize, and...	Minute
Carbonize	ESB 3
Winterize	ESB 4
Bette Davis Eyes	ESB 10
Incentivize	ESB 12
Behind Blue Eyes	ESB 20
RIGHT between the eyes	ESB 30
Pulverize	ESB 40
Banana cream pies	ESB 50
Chimpanzee eyes	ESB 55
Rhapsodize	Deep Blue Sea Minute
Capsize	ESB 60
Judge me by my size	ESB 70
"Lobotomize"	ESB 80
Agonize	ESB 90
Lobot's side-eyes	ESB 100
Cauterize	ESB 110
Finalize	ESB 120
Watery eyes	ESB 125

Jedi Minute

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Analyze, scrutinize, and...	Minute
"He's no Jedi[s]"	ROTJ 10
"Look I so old to young eyes"	ROTJ 40
Finally dies	ROTJ 45
Bothan Spies	ROTJ 50
Ink Panther-ize	ROTJ 60
"...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes."	ROTJ 70
Ewok tribes	ROTJ 78
Emperor "Wee Wee Eyes"	ROTJ 90
Talk to our wives	ROTJ 110
"Just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes"	ROTJ 120
Special effects supervise	ROTJ 130

The Phantom Menace Minute

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Analyze, scrutinize, and...	Minute
Revoke the trade franchise	TPM 10
Missing Jedis	TPM 20
"Grabben dat Jedi[s]"	TPM 30
Reattach C-3PO's eyes	TPM 40
Here, use this power suppl[ies]	TPM 50
"They're side by side[s]"	TPM 70
Something to remember me by's	TPM 80
Anakin will become a Jedi[s]	TPM 90
Obi-Wan's much more wise	TPM 100
Watch the droid army rise	TPM 110
Qui-Gon dies	TPM 120
Finalize <again>	TPM 130
Penultimize	TPM 136

Attack of the Clones Minute

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Analyze, scrutinize, and...	Minute
Captain Typho's eyes	AOTC 10
Fall from the skies	AOTC 20
The bus arrives	AOTC 30
"FORbidden" for Jedi[s]	AOTC 40
Bad CG-ize	AOTC 50
Staring at the sunrise with closed eyes	AOTC 60
"This is why I hate to fly"s	AOTC 70
Shmi dies	AOTC 80
The first time C-3PO flies	AOTC 90
R2-D2 [F-wing]in' flies	AOTC 100
"Patience Viceroy, patience. She will die[s]"	AOTC 110
Patronize	AOTC 120
Say our goodbyes	AOTC 143

Revenge of the Sith Minute

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Analyze, scrutinize, and...	Minute
Elevator-rides	ROTS 10
Background beat harmonize	ROTS 20
New apprentize	ROTS 30
Jedi council spies	ROTS 40
Kashyyyk is spelled with three 'y's	ROTS 50
"Army or not, you must realize..."	ROTS 60
Koyaanisqatsize	ROTS 70
March past statues of the four master Jedis	ROTS 80
(A real stretch) "Things will be different, I prom-ize"	ROTS 90
Anakin has turned to the dark side[s]	ROTS 100
New Line Cinem-ize	ROTS 110
Cut off at the thighs	ROTS 120
Dichotomize	ROTS 130
Music performed by's	ROTS 140

The Force Awakens Minute

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Analyze, scrutinize, and...	Minute
Glowing red eyes	TFA 10
Poe can fly a TIE but why's	TFA 20
BB-8's sad because Poe dies	TFA 30
A whole hour's gone by's	TFA 60
The Republic, to the galaxy, lies	TFA 70
Some droid that I don't quite recognize	TFA 80
I know I've used it before, several times, but I need to say: "Patreonize"	TFA 90
Patricize	TFA 110
Hey, a brand new sun in the skies	TFA 120
Assistant art director Lydia Fry[s]	TFA 130

Rogue One Minute

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Analyze, scrutinize, and...	Minute
Kyber crystalize	R1 10
"It's high. It's very high"	R1 20
Kyber crystals power the lightsabers of the Jedi[s]	R1 30
It must be quite a surprise	R1 40
Away from the destruction of Jedha, the U-wing flies	R1 50
Massassay tenple launching both X-wings and Ys	R1 60
Jyn cries because Galen dies	R1 70
Jebl-ize (that doesn't make any sense)	R1 80
Jyn and Cassian in disguise	R1 90
For some reason suddenly we're concerned about guilt sizw	R1 100
General Merrick gets shot down by TIEs	R1 110
Patronize (again)	R1 120
Asset and environment supervise	R1 130

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